Rjmech Wins for the 6th Time in 2018

Rj back in the Mullet craze? A woman wearing pants near an NPP table? SECURITY!!

Rjmech is making a statement early in the 4th quarter - that he wants the 4th quarter seat.
FYI to the entire stable; don't allow this horse to get too far ahead!

2nd - T3chlady
3rd - LittleRedElf
4th - Tomservo2
Bubble - Mikeniks-Faldo

Congratulations to Rjmech on his 31st NPP victory!

Now for some humor compliments of Douge2:

During the past ammo shortage (right after Obama got elected)  Faldo lucked out and was able to buy two boxes of ammo. Faldo placed the boxes on the front seat and headed home.

Faldo had to stop at a gas station, where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up at the next pump.

She glanced at the two boxes of ammo, bent over and leaned in the passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, old fella. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"

Faldo thought for a few seconds and asked, "What kind of ammo 'ya got?"

Subject: ENGLISH LESSON
This is the best, most interesting English lesson I have had to date.

Did you know "listen" and "silent" use the same letters?

Do you know that the words "race car" spelled backwards still spells "race car"?

And that "eat" is the only word that if you take the first letter and move it to the last,
it spells its past tense "ate"?

And have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in "illegal immigrants," and add
just a few more letters, it spells: 

"Go home you free-loading, disease infested, benefit-grabbing, resource-sucking, baby-making, non-English-speaking jackasses and take those other hairy-faced, sandal and towel-wearing, bomb-making, camel-riding, goat-loving, raggedy-ass bastards with you." How weird is that?

Another Famous American converts to Islam...

 It was announced today that Buckwheat, of Our Gang fame, has converted to the Muslim faith and changed his name to:

Kareem of Wheat.  We just hope he doesn't become a cereal killer!

I TRULY DID NOT KNOW THIS! LAS VEGAS CHURCHES ACCEPT CASINO CHIPS.
NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED. 

SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE
CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS. THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING...AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND CASHED IN. 

THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP MONKS.