Saturday, May 13, 2017

Theedouble*d Wins for the 1st Time in 2017

Theedouble*d floors Melanie Adams with his skills - poker and otherwise.
Theedouble*d just let the rest of the NPP stable not to forget about he is 'still heeeerrrrr.'
He defeats a field of 14 to get back in the 2nd quarter race.

2nd - Tomservo2
3rd - T3chlady
4th - Mikeniks-Faldo
Bubble - Sanster89

Congratulations to Theedouble*d on his 23rd NPP win!

Now for a religious lesson:

A Girl's Prayer

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray Lord you find me a man who is not a creep.
One who is handsome, smart and strong,
And he has a willy that is thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks.
When he promises to call, he doesn't wait weeks.
I pray that is is gainfully employed.
And when I spend his cash he won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh send me a man who will make love to my mind.
And knows what to say when I ask, "How is my behind?"
One who will make love til my body is twitchin,
In the hall, the loo, the garden and the kitchen.
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to sleep with my best friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I listen to the snoring of the idiot you sent me instead.

A Boy's Prayer

I pray for a girl with big boobs!

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