Thursday, February 18, 2016

LittleRedElf Wins for the 1st Time in 2016 - and Quotes About Democrats

LittleRedElf just knocks the of his groupies!
LittleRedElf wins for the first time in 2016 and you can shove all in safely that it will not be his last!
The Elf moves into second place behind ThePunk75 in the race for the 1st quarter seat in the NPP Final.
It will be a great battle for this 1st seat. Get in there and see what you can do.

2nd - Wingsfancurt
3rd - Absea98
4th - ThePunk75
5th - KingBing420
Bubble boy for points - 6th - Sanster89 (ouch)

Congratulations to LittleRedElf on his 27th NPP victory!

Now some funny and true quotes about the USA's biggest communist block - the Democrat Party.

"The Democrat Party is like a mule. It has neither the pride of ancestry or the hope of posterity." - Ignatius Donnelly

"Americans wish everyday is like the 4th of July. The Democrat Party wishes everyday was April 15th." - Faldo

"Democrats in government get up every morning knowing that to survive they need to do only two things: Lie continuously and cheat on everything." - Newt Gingrich

"Why did God make Democrats and so many dumb fools who believe them?" - Faldo

"What is a zombie? Well it is a dead thing that is still moving. But it is worse than death because it has no will of it's own. You see them walking around blindly with dead eyes, following orders, not knowing what to do, and not caring. In other words - a Democrat voter." - Bob Hope

A Republican got out at a farm to give a campaign speech. The farmer and his wife were impressed because they had never seen a Republican in that Democrat county before. The candidate asked if he could give his stump speech to the couple. The Democrat farmer said he didn't have a stump and the only thing higher than the dirt they were standing on was a pile of cow and horse manure the farmer had dumped by the side of the road.

So, the politician climbed to the top of the smelly heap and gave his speech.
After he was finished, the farmer said, "I am impressed with what you had to say and that was the first time I ever actually heard the Republican platform."

And the Republican politician said, "Thank you very much, and that was the first time I ever gave a speech on top of the Democrat platform."

PS - Sorry for the delay in posting but sometimes life gets in the way of blogging. I hate when that happens.

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