David Feherty is a Golf Channel announcer who finds very
unique, colorful and uninhibited ways of explaining or describing whatever is
on his mind...... Probably always on time delay these days. Feherty
Quotes:“Fortunately, he (Rory) is 22 years old so his right wrist should be the strongest muscle in his body.”
“That ball is so far left, Lassie couldn’t find it if it was wrapped in bacon.”
“I am sorry Nick Faldo couldn’t be here this week. He is attending the birth of his next wife.”
“They don’t do comedy at the Masters. The Masters, for me, is like holding onto a really big collection of gas for a week. It’s like having my buttocks surgically clenched at
Jim Furyk’s swing - “It looks like an octopus falling out of a tree.”
“He’s (Luke Donald) a bloody walking ATM. I slid my AmEx between the cheeks of his ass and out popped $500.”
Describing VJ's prodigious practice regime - "VJ hits more balls than Elton John's chin."
"That's a great shot with that swing."
"It's OK - the bunker stopped it."
At Augusta 2011 - "It's just a glorious day. The only way to ruin a day like this would be to play golf on it."
"That was a great shot - if they'd put the pin there today."
"Everything moves except his bowels."
"Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the edge of a cliff."
A Golf Ethics Question
What if you were
playing in the club championship tournament finals and the match was halved at
the end of 17 holes. You had the honor and hit your ball a modest two hundred
fifty yards to the middle of the fairway, leaving a simple six iron to the pin.
Your opponent then hits his ball, lofting it deep into the woods to the right
of the fairway. Being the golfing gentleman that you are, you help your
opponent look for his ball. Just before the permitted five minute search period
ends, your opponent says: "Go ahead and hit your second shot and if I
don't find it in time, I'll concede the match."
You hit your ball,
landing it on the green, stopping about ten feet from the pin. About the time
your ball comes to rest, you hear your opponent exclaim from deep in the woods:
"I found it!". The second sound you hear is a click, the sound of a
club striking a ball and the ball comes sailing out of the woods and lands on
the green, stopping no more than six inches from the hole.
Now here is the ethical dilemma:
Do you pull the
cheating bastards ball out of your pocket and confront him with it or do you
keep your mouth shut.
1 comment:
I would keep my mouth shut.4putt doesn't play much anymore, and if confronted about it he would piss and moan as much as beerhog does when you take his Ferndale club card away.
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