Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Bigbrimar Finishes 4th in PokerStars Tourney

In a 360 person tourney, Bigbrimar almost won the thing with the chip lead with four to go.

But a over-push by Bigbri met a big hand and he went from the penthouse to the outhouse and got knocked out soon after.

A fine effort none the less and a twenty-eight time return on his investment.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER AS TOLD BY THE WIFE

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds".

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

"How long will this take?" I asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies..

I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, He may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

Stupid, stupid man