In a 360 person tourney, Bigbrimar almost won the thing with the chip lead with four to go.
But a over-push by Bigbri met a big hand and he went from the penthouse to the outhouse and got knocked out soon after.
A fine effort none the less and a twenty-eight time return on his investment.
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
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THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER AS TOLD BY THE WIFE
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.
Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds".
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
"How long will this take?" I asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies..
I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, He may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.
Stupid, stupid man
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