Worse Sports Teams of the Last Decade....

Or it has been even longer in most cases, that these teams have sucked!

Here are the current worst eleven. The list was actually the worst 20, but 9 were NBA teams – and they don’t count – for two reason!

One, the NBA is a rigged league for the big market teams, so naturally some small market NBA team will always suck. The fact that half the list was filled with NBA teams tells you how fixed the league is. Why people not culturally forced to like basketball (think Canadians and hockey) are at the arena to watch a game played at half speed for 3/4ths of the game, is a mystery to me. And why fans that are not in LA, NY, CHI, BOS or right now due to some sort of set up, Miami EVER attend a game is an even bigger one.

And second, basketball stinks as a sport anyway and I don’t care about it. You could video tape one basketball game in black and white, and simply photo-shop jersey colors on to the players - and you have the "highlights" for the entire season in one game. I mean how different is a made 3-pointer, jumper or slam dunk really look from one another?
Sorry, enough time wasted on this third world sport - like soccer.

Here is the list:
11th worst - Seattle Mariners – no good player wants to be buried on the west coast on a small market team.

10th – Miami Dolphins – No excuse here. The beach and bikinis alone should draw all the talent in the league.

9th – Baltimore Orioles – The red-headed step-child on the liberal least coast.

8th – Houston Texans – expansion team so they have an excuse.

7th – Columbus Blue Jackets – ditto

6th – Buffalo Bills – I guess management decided to break their Super Bowl losing jinx by never getting there again.

5th – Pittsburgh Pirates – No excuse. If the Phillies can win in that area, they can too.

4th – Cleveland Browns – expansion team also.

3rd – Kansas City Royals – Small market, no money to keep their stars.

2nd – Oakland Raiders – saddled with Alzheimer’s owner and GM for decades.

1st – Detroit Lions – They were in this spot even BEFORE I pulled the LA Clippers off the list!

Detroit – yet another negative trophy for the City of Perpetual Murder and Corruption.

Frequent readers to NPP have always been aware how politically correct Faldo always has been. Always keen to the sensitive subjects, issues and stereotypes, and never one to stir the pot or rub people the wrong way.

[Stop laughing!]
As you might be able to tell, THAT is changing.