Dave the Doctor
Doctor 4Putt had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't.
The guilt was overwhelming. But every once in awhile he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said:
“4Putt, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of his patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go.”
But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality whispering:
“YOU'RE A VETERINARIAN, YOU SICK BASTARD!!!”
QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME
HOW IMPORTANT DOES A PERSON HAVE TO BE BEFORE THEY ARE CONSIDERED ASSASSINATED INSTEAD OF JUST MURDERED?
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO "PUT YOUR 2 CENTS IN".. BUT IT'S ONLY A "PENNY FOR YOUR THOUGHTS?" WHERE'S THAT EXTRA PENNY GOING TO?
HOW IS IT THAT WE PUT A MAN ON THE MOON BEFORE WE FIGURED OUT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO PUT WHEELS ON LUGGAGE?
WHY IS IT THAT PEOPLE SAY THEY "SLEPT LIKE A BABY" WHEN BABIES WAKE UP LIKE EVERY 2 HOURS?
IF A DEAF PERSON HAS TO GO TO COURT, IS IT STILL CALLED A HEARING?
WHY ARE YOU IN A MOVIE, BUT YOU'RE ON TV?
WHY DO DOCTORS LEAVE THE ROOM WHILE YOU CHANGE? THEY'RE GOING TO SEE YOU NAKED ANYWAY..
WHY IS "BRA" SINGULAR AND "PANTIES" PLURAL?
WHY DO TOASTERS ALWAYS HAVE A SETTING THAT BURNS THE TOAST TO A HORRIBLE CRISP, WHICH NO DECENT HUMAN BEING WOULD EAT?
IF THE PROFESSOR ON GILLIGAN'S ISLAND CAN MAKE A RADIO OUT OF A COCONUT, WHY CAN'T HE FIX A HOLE IN A BOAT?
IF WILE E. COYOTE HAD ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY ALL THAT ACME CRAP, WHY DIDN'T HE JUST BUY DINNER?
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3 comments:
Why do we park on driveways, and drive on parkways?
Fourputt,why do you wear an apron and lipstick? Wait,is that the same type of comparison?
Bhog
Why do drive up ATM's have ear phone plugs for blind folks?!?!?
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