Safety First!
Davethedog had a flat tire on the interstate, so he eased the car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk.
Dave took out two cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of his car facing on-coming traffic.
They look so life-like you wouldn't believe it! They are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to the approaching drivers.
To Dave’s surprise, cars start slowing down looking at Dave’s men, which made it safer for The Dog to work at the side of the road.
And of course, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is tooting their horns and waving like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulls up behind Dave’s car.
He gets out of his car and starts walking towards Dave, and Dave could tell he was not a happy camper!
The cop says, “What's going on here?”
“My car has a flat tire”, Dave said calmly.
“Well, what are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?”
Dave couldn't believe that the officer didn't know.
“Helloooooo! Emergency Flashers?”
No Good Gift Giving to the Wife Goes Unpunished
A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 -- the sheerer, the higher the price.
Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.
Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy), “I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.”
She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'
He never saw or heard the shot....
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