Douge2’s Humor Corner XXIX

What would you do?

You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus:
1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car? Think before you continue reading.

This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application. You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first. Or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. He simply answered: 'I would give the car keys to my old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams.'

Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to 'Think Outside of the Box.'

HOWEVER….the Faldo correct answer is to run the old lady over and put her out of her misery because Obama's health care won't pay for her.

Then, have sex with the perfect partner on the hood of the car, then drive off with the old friend for a few beers and cigars.

What?
It’s my car, and what is better than a steak, beer and cigars with a bud?
See my point?

How about some riddles?

Why does the bride wear white?

Answer: So the dishwasher matches the stove.

How many men does is take to open a beer?

Answer: None of course. She should open before serving it to the man (men).

How do you fix a woman's watch?

Answer: You don't need to. There is a clock on the stove.

Ok, one for the ladies:
What is the worst way to torture and kill a man?

Answer: Put a naked woman and a six-pack of beer in front of him and tell him he can only choose one.

Yeah, like you don't pick the 6 in under 6 seconds

PS: I was able to find a new NPP player. Your welcome! But the tourney write up will be up for Friday’s enjoyment.