Random Questions Answered by Faldo – Part III

Feel free to email me questions to add to the list, or leave them in a comment. Also, feel free to answer them yourself in the comment section. I like to learn more about you people too!

When was the last time you puked from drinking too much?

In the late 1980’s. I came home from partying after winning a softball tourney. I took a shower, then ate a huge bowl of cold spaghetti left over from the dinner I missed. As I settled in to pass out, the room started that spin we all know. I didn’t make it to the bathroom and the white carpet now had a problem. I swore to my wife I would never do that again, and I have not.

If you could ask one question to any three people and get an honest answer, who and what would you ask?

Of B. Hussein Obama – Why do you want to be dictator?
Of Ben Franklin – How long did you really think our republic would last when you wrote the Constitution?
Of Daniel Negreanu – How do you play poker really?

Who is your favorite actress of all time?

Meryl Streep is the best actress I ever saw. Favorite – don’t have one.

What is your favorite cigar?

Licenciado – a mild/medium Dominican, in the natural color Connecticut wrapper.

Are you a T guy or an A guy?

Actually, I am an L (legs) guy. Great legs usually make a great A out of themselves anyway.

If you could have a super-power, what would it be?

Mind reading.

Would you rather play poker against someone better than you, worse than you or luckier than you?

Worse – just once. I am already always playing against the other two types of players all the time.

Do you have any good friends who are liberals?

I don’t think so. I have some acquaintances (and know a lot of women) who don’t have a clue politically and vote Democrat without thinking. But a true liberal friend who – by definition - is at least a socialist? No.

Afterthought:
And here is a thought for any liberals reading. How can a liberal be a poker player in the first place? If you lose, that is not fair – is it? Shouldn’t the other players give back the chips they won?

And if you win, you either have more talent and skill - or were a winner in life’s lottery (lucky) – and that is not fair either, is it? Shouldn’t you get taxed so the chips you won can be re-distributed to all who played?

How can a true liberal even think of playing a pure capitalist game like poker? I’m just sayin’ – liberals are only liberal with other people’s chips. Not their own.