LittleRedElf Wins for the 2nd Time in 2018

Even Liv Boree kneels to LittleRedElf's poker greatness.

LittleRedElf beats a small field as the weather has changes and some people were doing other things. That's good for the Elf, not so good for the rest of NPP.

2nd - Absea98
3rd - Tomservo2
Bubble - T3chlady

Congratulations to LittleRedElf on his 42nd NPP win!

Now - Puns for educated minds.....which means Faldo won’t understand them.

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall.. The police are looking into it.

10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other:  'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'

13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'

15. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

16. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray. That is what you call a seasoned veteran.

17. A backward poet writes inverse.

18. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

19. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons.  The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.'

20. Two fish swim into a concrete wall.  One turns to the other and says 'Dam!'

21. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.'

22. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.