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Closed for 2021 after 26 years of poker.
Whoever invented poker was smart. The guy that invented poker chips was a genius!
Liberals Always Make Someone Else Do Their Work
2019 - LittleRedElf - TOC Winner
2019 - Rjmech - most league points
2018 - Tomservo2
2018 - GMO Golf ToC Winner
2018 - LittleRedElf - most league points
2017 - LittleRedElf
2017 - Derf-63 - ToC Winner
2017 - Tomservo2 - most league points
2016 - Rjmech
2016 - Rjmech - ToC Winner
2016 - T3chlady - most league points
2015 - Derf-63
2015 - LittleRedElf -ToC Winner!
2015 - Absea98 - most league points
2014 - Douge2
2014 - T3chlady - ToC Winner!
2014 - Douge2 - most league points
2013 - Derf-63
2013 - Tomservo2 - ToC Winner
2013 - Derf-63 -most league points
2012 - Rjmech
2012 - Lump2 - most league points
2011 - Absea98
2010 - K9isadog
2010 - K9isadog - most league points
2010 - Derf-63 (Heads Up Champ - 2 years in a row!)
2009 - Absea98
2009 - LittleRedElf - Most League Points
2009 - Derf-63 - Heads Up Champ
2008 - Duder1123
2008 - 7Jokers - Most League Points
2008 - Nixi44 - Heads up Champ
2007 - Boother36 (co-POTY)
2007 - Rownder (co-POTY)
2006 - Beerhog - 1st Internet Champ
2006 - Hlam142015
2005 - Aqualung85
2004 - Hlam142015
2003 - BZydeck
2002 - Hlam142015
2001 - Hlam142015
2000 - Aqualung85
1999 - LarryP
1998 - KingUnix
1997 - KingUnix
1996 - Aqualung85
1995 - Reaper
1994 - The Wall
Buy it cheap and stack it deep!
Musings and commentary on anything - all from deep in the secret caves of NPP headquarters. This was home to the BEST weekly internet tournament ANYWHERE in the EX-free world! If you have a specific question or request- contact Nik Faldo at npokerp@yahoo.com - Nik Faldo is the reason God invented blogging!
Welcome to Nik's Poker Palace!
Closed for 2021 after 26 years of poker.
Welcome to fun and truth - mixed together!
Whoever invented poker was smart. The guy that invented poker chips was a genius!
In a Sane World........
Liberals Always Make Someone Else Do Their Work
A Fact Not Taught in School
Businesses do not pay taxes. People do.
Companies and countries do not pay tariffs (taxes).
People do!
Every cost to a business - whether it is taxes or stupid minimum wage laws - is passed on to the customer.
So YOU are paying every tax every government lays on anyone, any company or anything.
Nothing is free, in spite of what the liberals/communists tell you. The only way something is free is if someone is paying and not getting anything for their money.
And if you were to confiscate the money of everyone in the United States who has over $10 million in assets, I mean take it all! - you have enough money to run the US government for 3 months. 3 MONTHS! Then what do you do?
Communism and socialism don't work!
Remember that. - Faldo
Companies and countries do not pay tariffs (taxes).
People do!
Every cost to a business - whether it is taxes or stupid minimum wage laws - is passed on to the customer.
So YOU are paying every tax every government lays on anyone, any company or anything.
Nothing is free, in spite of what the liberals/communists tell you. The only way something is free is if someone is paying and not getting anything for their money.
And if you were to confiscate the money of everyone in the United States who has over $10 million in assets, I mean take it all! - you have enough money to run the US government for 3 months. 3 MONTHS! Then what do you do?
Communism and socialism don't work!
Remember that. - Faldo
Nik's Poker Palace Player of the Year
2020 - Absea98, Derf-63, Little Red Elf and Rjmech
2019 - KingUnix2019 - LittleRedElf - TOC Winner
2019 - Rjmech - most league points
2018 - Tomservo2
2018 - GMO Golf ToC Winner
2018 - LittleRedElf - most league points
2017 - LittleRedElf
2017 - Derf-63 - ToC Winner
2017 - Tomservo2 - most league points
2016 - Rjmech
2016 - Rjmech - ToC Winner
2016 - T3chlady - most league points
2015 - Derf-63
2015 - LittleRedElf -ToC Winner!
2015 - Absea98 - most league points
2014 - Douge2
2014 - T3chlady - ToC Winner!
2014 - Douge2 - most league points
2013 - Derf-63
2013 - Tomservo2 - ToC Winner
2013 - Derf-63 -most league points
2012 - Rjmech
2012 - Lump2 - most league points
2011 - Absea98
2010 - K9isadog
2010 - K9isadog - most league points
2010 - Derf-63 (Heads Up Champ - 2 years in a row!)
2009 - Absea98
2009 - LittleRedElf - Most League Points
2009 - Derf-63 - Heads Up Champ
2008 - Duder1123
2008 - 7Jokers - Most League Points
2008 - Nixi44 - Heads up Champ
2007 - Boother36 (co-POTY)
2007 - Rownder (co-POTY)
2006 - Beerhog - 1st Internet Champ
2006 - Hlam142015
2005 - Aqualung85
2004 - Hlam142015
2003 - BZydeck
2002 - Hlam142015
2001 - Hlam142015
2000 - Aqualung85
1999 - LarryP
1998 - KingUnix
1997 - KingUnix
1996 - Aqualung85
1995 - Reaper
1994 - The Wall
Niks Poker Palace Walk of Fame (Winners of an NPP Tourney)
- LittleRedElf
- Derf-63
- Rjmech
- Tomservo2
- Douge2
- ThePunk75
- Theedouble*d
- K9isadog
- Absea98
- 7Jokers
- T3chlady
- Lump2
- Beerhog
- Rounder
- KingBing420
- Suetman123
- Boother36
- Tigercub8189
- Hlam14
- Nahanni74
- Matchy
- CometGirlXO
- GMOgolf
- 95corolla
- Pre01
- Doneill
- Wingsfancurt
- Jb1974x
- KingUnix
- Johnnied55
- Big Chipawin
- Sanster89
- TooBIGAKQ
- Sirgash
- Duder1123
- Odds2win777
- Aqualung85
- Wwsatando
- J3gamble
- BigDaddyTman
- Rennzzo
- Tim481
- Bronco76
- Momo
- Greggst49
- McGuiness007
- Fourbetbluff
- SpartanFlash
- Rachael0388
- Smaloo315
- Sljbigbaby
- Tommydoo
- Meatsword
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- Kensik
- Vanettej
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- 8thmile
- Cpadanj
- TresStooges
- TheNewY2K
- ArticBlast1
- SpartyToJo
- Nixi44
- Yecats423
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- Merhibka
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About Me
- Nik Faldo
- Life changes things. Poker replaced chess, and then chess replaced poker. Golf replaced softball and hockey. At least beer and fishing remained constant. I have come to the realization that our nation has fallen into socialism / communism, as liberals have successfully made our children so ignorant, that they have no concept of freedom - or self reliance. The media no longer reports the truth, but simply is a propaganda arm of the Democrat Party, and hence lie. I wait patiently, with a cigar in one hand and a gun in the other, for the end.
Nik Faldo's Internet Tournament Victories
18. April 2, 2012 - NL Holdem, Rise Poker, 225 players
17. October, 2011 - NL Holdem, Rise Poker, 251 players
16. June, 2011 - NL Holdem, Rise Poker, 83 players
15. Novemver, 2010 - NL Holdem, World Sports Exchange, 93 players
14. September, 2010 - NL Holdem, Full Tilt, 90 players
13. February, 2010 - NL Holdem, PokerStars, 90 players
12. October, 2009 - NL Holdem, Cake Poker, 108 players
11. January, 2009 - NL Holdem, Full Tilt Poker, 180 Players
10. November, 2008 - NL Holdem Turbo, Full Tilt Poker, 180 players
9. August, 2008 - NL Holdem, BoDog Poker, 87 players
8. February, 2008 - NL Holdem, Spade Club, 125 players
7. January, 2008 - Limit Holdem, Poker Stars, 9973 players
6. Nov, 2007 - NL Holdem, Poker Stars, 213 players
5. March, 2007 - NL Holdem, Bugsy's Club, 361 players
4. January, 2006 - 7-Stud Hi/Lo Limit, Jet Set Poker, 259 players
3. September, 2005 - Pot Limit Holdem, CD Poker, 639 players
2. July, 2005 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi/Lo, Poker Host, 512 players
1. May, 2005 - NL Holdem, Bugsy's Club, 233 players
17. October, 2011 - NL Holdem, Rise Poker, 251 players
16. June, 2011 - NL Holdem, Rise Poker, 83 players
15. Novemver, 2010 - NL Holdem, World Sports Exchange, 93 players
14. September, 2010 - NL Holdem, Full Tilt, 90 players
13. February, 2010 - NL Holdem, PokerStars, 90 players
12. October, 2009 - NL Holdem, Cake Poker, 108 players
11. January, 2009 - NL Holdem, Full Tilt Poker, 180 Players
10. November, 2008 - NL Holdem Turbo, Full Tilt Poker, 180 players
9. August, 2008 - NL Holdem, BoDog Poker, 87 players
8. February, 2008 - NL Holdem, Spade Club, 125 players
7. January, 2008 - Limit Holdem, Poker Stars, 9973 players
6. Nov, 2007 - NL Holdem, Poker Stars, 213 players
5. March, 2007 - NL Holdem, Bugsy's Club, 361 players
4. January, 2006 - 7-Stud Hi/Lo Limit, Jet Set Poker, 259 players
3. September, 2005 - Pot Limit Holdem, CD Poker, 639 players
2. July, 2005 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi/Lo, Poker Host, 512 players
1. May, 2005 - NL Holdem, Bugsy's Club, 233 players
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16 comments:
"If you were 20 pounds lighter I would f#*k you"
- Classic BH
A CLASSIC Beerhog would be:
"If you were 20 lighter and 14 years younger, I would do you."
This side seems to be hanging lower..I think it's infected.
"You appear to be out of balance. Let me fix that for you. Now Miss, you owe me a favor."
Make me a sandwich now, bitch.
Free pool-side breast exams today...i don't feel a lump, but there is a lump in my shorts!!
Let me put my cell phone down so I can check the other one.
Hey, your my favorite sister!
Brian
Ok I'll play with it first, then I want the pool boy behind you.
BH
"You lost your sandals and sunglasses? Let me help you Miss. Maybe they are in here."
Notice how posts of this nature get the most comments.
Pigs!
Dear Fellow Pigs,
Keep the great comments & ideas coming. This is great!!!
One of the Pigs!!
I'm always willing to lend a hand, I'd rather lend you my money maker.
Yeah I know of something that "wood" fit nice in there
I'll pinch yours if you'll pinch mine.
Honey, move out the way and let this gentleman through.
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