Devine Intervention Required
"Anyone with needs to be prayed over, come forward, to the front at the altar," the Preacher says.
ThePunk75 gets in line, and when it's his turn, the preacher asks: "Punk, what do you want me to pray about for you?"
The Punk replies: "Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing."
The preacher puts one finger in The Punk’s ear, and he places the other hand on top of The Punk's head and prays and prays and prays, he prays a blue streak for The Punk.
After a few minutes, the Preacher removes his hands, stands back and asks, "Punk, how is your hearing now?"
The Punk says, "I don't know, Reverend, it ain't til next Wednesday!"
A Free Pointer
Duder1123 met Helen while on vacation, and Duder fell head over heels 'in love' with her and after a couple of weeks during which Duder took Helen out to various dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, etc. He was convinced that it was true love.
And so....on the last night of his vacation, the two of them went to dinner and had a serious talk about how the relationship would continue.
"It's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut," Duder said to his newfound lady friend. '"I eat, sleep and breathe golf so if that's going to be a problem, say so now!”
Helen took a deep breath and responded: “Since we're being honest with each other, here goes ... You need to know that I'm a hooker.”
“I see”, Duder replied. “That is a problem, for sure.” He spent some time looking down at the table, deep in thought.
Then he added, "You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you tee off.”
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