Just for Fun

Beerhog goes into an adult store and asks for an inflatable love doll.

Salesperson asks, "Male or female"?
Beerhog answers, "Female".

Salesperson asks, "Black or white"?
Beerhog answers, "White".

Salesperson asks, "Christian or Muslim"?
Beerhog asks, "What the hell does religion have to do with it"?

Salesperson says, "The Muslim one blows itself up"!


Dave the Dog and his lovely wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road.

When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350.00.

Dave explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't worth $350.00.

When the clerk tells him $350.00 is the standard rate, Dave insists on speaking to the Manager.

The Manager appears, listens to Dave, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for the husband and wife to use.

"But we didn't use them," Dave complains.

"Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the Manager. He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. "The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says.

"But we didn't go to any of those shows, "complains Dave again.

"Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replies.

No matter what amenity the Manager mentions, Dave’s reply was always, "But we didn't use it!"

The Manager is unmoved, and eventually Dave gives up and agrees to pay. He writes a check and gives it to the Manager.

The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check. "But sir," he says, this check is only made out for $50.00."

That's correct," says Dave "I charged you $300.00 for sleeping with my wife."

"But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.

“Well, too bad," the man replies. "She was here and – for $300 - you could have.”