Hat tip to Cigar4John for this one.
From the AP - NEW YORK - Pamela Anderson says she and Rick Salomon took their 17-year friendship to the next level during a poker game. "I left the table and Errol (Lyon, Anderson's driver) played in my place," the 40-year-old ex-"Baywatch" star tells OK! magazine. "I came back to find myself $250,000 in the hole to Rick!"
So Salomon _ best known for making a sex tape with ex-girlfriend Paris Hilton _ struck a flirty deal.
"Rick, being the gentleman, said he would wipe my debt if I gave him a kiss, so I have to thank Vegas for our relationship switching gears!" Anderson says in the magazine's latest issue, on newsstands Thursday. "It evolved into spending every day _ and then nights _ together."
Salomon weighs in, telling OK!: "I've been plotting and scheming for the past 15 years, and I finally got the girl."
The couple tied the knot Oct. 6 in a villa at the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas, squeezing in their vows between Anderson's performances as an assistant in Hans Klok's magic show at a nearby casino.
It was the third marriage for both Anderson and Salomon. The couple met when she was dating one of Salomon's friends.
Anderson was previously wed to Kid Rock and Tommy Lee. Salomon's ex-wives are actresses Shannen Doherty and E.G. Daily.
"There has always been chemistry, but mostly it's been camaraderie," Anderson says. "We have been there for each other through everything. We have seen each other through it all _ that's tough to find."
She adds: "I don't just love him, I like him. We are an oddly good match."
Uhhhhh, I would of taken the money.
She's got more miles on her than a space shuttle.
She has seen more wood than a 1000 lumberjacks.
She can't go out in the sun anymore because the bottoms of her feet get sun poisoning.
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Why is Pam Anderson banned from ocean swimming?
Because she makes the fish stink!
Why is Pam Anderson like a compass?
Because her legs are always pointing north!
What did Pam's left leg say to her right leg?
Nothing, they have never met?
Alternate- Between the two of us we could make alot of money!
What does Pam and a screendoor have in common?
The more you bang them the looser they get!
What does Pam Anderson and railroad track have in common?
Both have been laid all over the country!
Well at least I am mediocre at poker, hey that rhymed!
Colonoscopies
A physician claims that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately males) while he was performing their colonoscopies. Okay, just bend over, grab your ankles and enjoy! Hehehe!
1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!"
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."
8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"
10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
12. "Now I know why I am not gay."
And the best one of them all...
13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there."
a drunk man walks into a church and he finds a nun and says "i want to join this damn church".
the nun says "excuse me sir?".
the man says " damn it i want to join this damn church".
the nun says "sir we dont use that type of laguange in the house of god".
the man says "damn it who do i need to damn talk to damn join this damn church?".
the nun says "follow me sir".
they walk into the father omally's office and the nun says "father we have a problem here."
the father says "whats the problem?".
the man says "i want to join this damn church. i just won the damn lotto for 10 million damn dollars and i want to donate some of it to a damn church and i want to join this DAMN church".
the father says "and let me guess? this bitch was giving you a hard time!".
beerhog
I once sang a song about what I would do with the bitch...
here it is for your enjoyment rock on fellas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXzr5Ip4vP0
Good luck at the Match Game. Hope Gene Rayburn stops by with Charles Nelson Reilly.
Faldo will be hunting Bambi.
I heard Nippsy Russle will be in the house (or garage).
I heard Oopsey the Clown is making a comeback on channel 4.
You look terrible, darling.
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