Rjmech Won Two in a Row for Wins 4 & 5 in 2019

Rjmech grabbed two at once at the NPP poker table and the beach.

Faldo almost delayed writing this.....because he is trying to golf.
Uh....Faldo meant it was because RJ will probably make it three in a row, so why type this one?
RJ is running roughshod over the NPP field right now.

First;
2nd - CometGirlXO
3rd - Johnnied55
4th - Absea98
5th - Tigercub8189
Bubble - Douge2

Then next;
2nd - Derf-63
3rd - Tigercub8189
4th - Tomservo2
Bubble - 95corolla

Congratulations to Rjmech on his 37th and 38th NPP win and moving up the Walk of Fame!

Now for some men being men:

Never Miss an Opportunity

A seriously depressed woman stands at the edge of a cliff, trying to get the nerve up to jump.

A passing hobo stops and says, "since you're about to kill yourself anyway, would you mind if we had sex first?"

The woman said "Hell no...get away from me...you’re a sicko!"

The bum turned to leave and said "Fine, I'll just go wait at the bottom."

Marriage Counseling

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling.

When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.

On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.

Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow.

The woman

shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, 'this is what your wifeneeds at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?'

The husband looked lovingly at his wife and said, 'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Fridays, but on Wednesday I golf.”