T3chlady and LittleRedEld Win for the 1st Time in 2019

Martin Luther King wants to know; "Why did you not listen to my words?"

T3chlady begins her rush for a seat in the finals with this win against a big field.
2nd - Derf-63
3rd - Tigercub8189
4th - Absea98
5th - Tomservo2
Bubble - Douge2

Congratulations to T3chlady on her 14th NPP victory.

LittleRedElf was a little late this season with his 1st win of the year. He is obviously letting the rest of us have a chance this year.
2nd - Tomservo2
3rd - Mikeniks-Faldo
4th - Absea98
Bubble - Tigercub8189

Congratulations to LittleRedElf on his 47th NPP victory.

CAN YOU PLEASE HELP THIS MAN?

I’m reaching out for a friend of mine who is homeless, but wishes to remain anonymous. 

His wife told him to go out and get some pills that will help him keep an erection.

He came back with diet pills.

Anyway, he needs a place to live. Can you help?

His request approved, AND the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight.

He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.

Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger.

He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go'.

The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off.

Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, 'Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.'

'Why?' asked the pilot.

'Because I'm a photographer for CNN', he responded, 'and I need to get some close up shots.'

The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered, 'So, what you're telling me is . . . You're NOT my flight instructor?'