Four cheers for LittleRedElf! |
2nd - GMOGolf
Bubble - T3chlady
Congratulations to LittleRedElf on his 44th NPP victory.
And now some more different perspectives:
A chicken
farmer went to the local bar. He sat next to a woman and ordered champagne.
The woman said: "How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne."
"What a coincidence," said the farmer, who added, It is a special day for me. I am celebrating"
"It is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!" said the woman.
"What a coincidence." said the farmer.
While they toasted, the farmer asked, "What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child for years, and today, my gynecologist told me that
I was pregnant."
"What a coincidence," said the man. "I am a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were
infertile, but now they are all set to lay fertilized eggs."
"This is awesome," said the woman. "What did you do for your chickens to become fertile?"
"I used a different rooster," he said.
The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence."
The woman said: "How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne."
"What a coincidence," said the farmer, who added, It is a special day for me. I am celebrating"
"It is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!" said the woman.
"What a coincidence." said the farmer.
While they toasted, the farmer asked, "What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child for years, and today, my gynecologist told me that
I was pregnant."
"What a coincidence," said the man. "I am a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were
infertile, but now they are all set to lay fertilized eggs."
"This is awesome," said the woman. "What did you do for your chickens to become fertile?"
"I used a different rooster," he said.
The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence."
And this:
The owner of a golf course in Tennessee was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said,
"You graduated from the University of Tennessee and I need some
help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take
off?"
The secretary thought a moment, and then replied,
"Everything but my earrings."
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