Monday, July 30, 2018

LittleRedElf Wins for the 4th Time in 2018

Four cheers for LittleRedElf!
LittleRedElf took care of a small summer field of 8 players as he continues to march to a seat in the NPP final. It ain't over - but the Elf is on a tear and on fire after his numerous bad beats at the World Series of Poker.

2nd - GMOGolf
Bubble - T3chlady

Congratulations to LittleRedElf on his 44th NPP victory.

And now some more different perspectives:


A chicken farmer went to the local bar. He sat next to a woman and ordered champagne.

The woman said: "How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne."

"What a coincidence," said the farmer, who added, It is a special day for me. I am celebrating"

"It is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!" said the woman.

"What a coincidence." said the farmer.

While they toasted, the farmer asked, "What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying to have a child for years, and today, my gynecologist told me that
I was pregnant."

"What a coincidence," said the man. "I am a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were
infertile, but now they are all set to lay fertilized eggs."

"This is awesome," said the woman. "What did you do for your chickens to become fertile?"

"I used a different rooster," he said.

The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence."

And this:

The owner of a golf course in  Tennessee  was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.  
He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Tennessee  and I need some help.  If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"

The secretary thought a moment, and then replied,
"Everything but my earrings."

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