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| If Faldo is winning, someone is missing the easy ones. |
Faldo won with a late run of cards after a very slow start.
Keep in mind - Faldo is a wild card, so even if he holds on to the lead, the 2nd place finisher also wins a seat. So everyone is still in this quarter!
2nd - Absea98
3rd - LittleRedElf
Bubble - Sljbigbaby
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Now. two looks from different perspectives:
A blonde gets home
from work early & hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs
only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting.
'What's up?' she asks.
'I think I'm having a
heart attack,' - cries the husband.
The blonde rushes
downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialing, her four-year-old son comes up and says , "Mommy
Mommy Aunty Shirley is hiding in the wardrobe & she has no clothes on".
The blonde slams the
phone down and storms back upstairs into the bedroom right past her husband.
Rips open the wardrobe
door and sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the
floor.
'You rotten Bitch',
she screams.
'My husband's having a
heart attack, and you're running around naked playing hide and seek with the
kids!
Now another perspective:
An 80-year-old
man went to his doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor asks him how he's
feeling. The 80-year-old says, "I've never felt better. I now have a 20
year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about
that?"
The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid trophy hunter and never misses a season. One day, when he was going out hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his cane and went 'bang, bang'. Suddenly, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that?"
The 80-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid trophy hunter and never misses a season. One day, when he was going out hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his cane and went 'bang, bang'. Suddenly, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that?"
The 80-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
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