Derf-63 Wins for the 1st Time in 2018

Everyone cheers Derf-63's poker talents.

Derf-63 returns to the Winner's Circle for the 1st time this year. Faldo prediction: it will not be the last.
Derf had to fight thru several players with monster stacks to win tonight. Nice come from behind victory Derf!

2nd - Tigercub8189
3rd - LittleRedElf
4th - Tomservo2
Bubble - 95corolla

Congratulations to Derf-63 on his 37th NPP victory.

Now for a little humor:

No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between

 COMPLETE and FINISHED. 

However, Faldo did come up with the answer:

"When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. 

But, when you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. 

And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!"

Another public service from Faldo.

 

A wife texts her husband on a cold winter ’s morning:  "Windows frozen, won 't open."
Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it."
Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really screwed up now.”

“I fear the day that technology will surpass our human interaction. Then the world will produce a generation of idiots.” – Albert Einstein. 

Faldo texts:      OMG!  :-(

Women say men cannot be faithful. That is FALSE! Men have been know to be in love with the same woman for over 10 years sometimes! But if the man's wife ever finds out about it, she'll kill him!

What are three words a woman never wants to hear when she's making love? "Honey, I'm home!"

Someone stole all Faldo credit cards but he won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than Faldo's wife did.

Faldo and his wife always hold hands when they walk together. If Faldo lets go, she shops.