Find Your Copy of the Constitution – Then Wipe Your Ass with It

Democrats enjoying freedom in the United States

That is what the Supreme Court just did. If it is good enough for five communists to do that with it, you might as well get a little benefit from the piece of paper too.

It only used to be the greatest document in the history of the world, written by our founding fathers with the hand of God.

But that was before. Before women got the vote, before the New Deal, before Social Security, before The Great Society, before the War on Poverty, before the undeclared War on Iraq, and before our voters elected an admitted communist to the White House.

Wipe your ass with the Constitution, before the government taxes you for having it and then orders you to burn it. Quick, while it still has some value.

Faldo started receiving text messages almost immediately.

American #1 –“The Supreme Court just fxxxed the country in the ass.”

Faldo – “I already told you- guns, butter and bullets.”

American #2 – “Fxxxing liberals on the Supreme Court!”

Faldo – “It is time to openly declare war on liberals. They have been at war with Americans for 80 years. Time for us to engage the enemy.”

American #3 – “I didn’t see that coming. I thought they would strike it down.”

Faldo – “You overestimate the brains, morals and ethics of liberals.”

American #4 – “Well, the country is done now.”

Faldo – to quote Teddy KGB, “Don’t worry son. It will all be over soon.”

American #5 – “November just became more important.”

Faldo – “Less important. It’s over.”

American #6 – “Romney has to win now so he can repeal it.”

Faldo – “Are you out of your mind? Romney wrote it. The Supreme Court blessed it. The Republicans will start the mantra that they will do it ‘smarter.’

American #7 – “Scary times ahead.”

Faldo – “The beginning of the end is always scary.”

American #8 – “I just heard about the ruling and I am honestly getting physically sick to my stomach.”

Faldo – “That feeling is stress for not beating the shit out of liberals who desperately need it. At the very least, shun them all. At the most…..well there is no most as to what to do with traitors.”

Faldo to recap: 

I listened to Rush today. All he did was off-handedly discuss the possibility that Judge Roberts was “gotten to”, like the mob would get to a Capone jury member. But he was also careful to point out – it is not him saying this, and – that this is what he only read on the blogs. Three full hours of this!

Thanks Rush for working with the enemy, while making millions, by keeping the conservatives under control. Keep talking and assuring us that we still have time to save the country. Rush, this is nice work you are doing for the enemy.

We are all just frogs being slowly boiled to death in a pot of water the liberals turn the heat up on - one degree at a time.

Rush Limbaugh is working hard to keep the conservatives in the pot, and not rushing (pun intended) out of it and fighting for our country.
Its ok to cry while wiping. I did.