Douge2’s Humor Corner - Anatomy

This is why men die sooner than women. It's all the women's fault!

The Disease Might be Better Than a Cure

Of course I won't laugh," said the female doctor. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," said guy said, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest male part the doctor had ever seen. Its length and width was almost identical to an AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, she tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out. And then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing. Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the man's part, she composed herself as well as she could.

"I am so sorry," she said. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a lady, I promise that won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," he replied.

She ran out of the room.

[Ed. Note: I heard that this is what happened. Yeah, that’s right. I only heard of this.]


Christmas All Year Round

Breasts are like electric trains.
Both were created for the children, but it's the fathers who play with them.


A Matter of Perspective

I stopped by a dealership yesterday for a look at a new car. I took my selection out for a test drive.

The salesman (wearing an Obama "change" lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options. The seats were of particular interest.

He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.

Feeling like messing with his mind, I mentioned that this must be a Republican car. Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican car.

I explained that if it were a Democrat car, the seats would blow smoke up your ass year-round.