Faldo is looking for a partner or two for golf at Hartland Glen on the weekend. Write me if you are interested to get on the call list.
My foursome is not always full on the weekends. I hate when that happens. It's too slow out there as a twosome. I would much rather be the foursome holding up the play, rather than the twosome stuck behind the foursome.
The downside of this is? Well, playing golf with Faldo.
It's usually Faldo and Bigbrimar.
Beerhog, Hockey Dan and Bronco76 usually take turns filling out the foursome. But hockey schedules, children and other summer pastimes other than golf (there are others???) prevent full foursomes on occasion.
Davethedog - aka Gilligan on the course - has retired from golf it seems and is a full time weekend dishwasher, knitting specialist and Mary Kay Cosmetic sales person.
Write Faldo if you wish to replace "Gilligan" on the tee sheet.
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Ouch!
Ouch? Burn yourself in hot dish water again?
What's up Dog?
Herbavor
Pull out a Montecristo at a dinner party and the political liberal turns into the nicotine facist."
-- Martyn Harris
Big talkers.
$100 me vs Faldo in bingo-bango-bongo. Vote with your wallet for our favorite charity.
I will take bribigmar as my partner and Faldo can make excuses as per usual.
I wish to thank the thousands of applicants that flooded into the email box of NPP for the chance to play golf with the Great Faldo.
In order to help the people still hoping (and praying) for the chance to play golf with Faldo, I feel I need to tell you which dates are taken and cannot be used to play golf with Faldo under any circumstances.
Here is the complete list of all the dates that are FULL:
Can a female join a Faldo foursome?
Females wishing to golf with Faldo need to submit the request in writing to NPP like regular golfers.
But then golfing attire needs to be discussed, along with the will and ability to retrieve beers out of the bag of ice as required by Faldo.
No cleaning of Faldo's clubs is expected, but will be considered as points earned towards future rounds of golf with Faldo.
Hey Fourputt
What kind of Ferndale sex game is bingo bango bongo?
I bet you traded in your clubs to play that game.
I wonder what Fourputt is doing on a sunny Saturday morning...oh thats right, it's apron washing day. That's a shame, because the course is in great shape.
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