Sunday, September 30, 2007

Beerhog Qualifies for the Poker Stars Hundred Grand Tourney!

Beerhog qualified for this $100,000 tourney this Sunday at 3:30 pm.

Get in there and root him in.

He said if he wins, he's buying me a beer.
Ok, he didn't say that - but damn it - if he does, he is!
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9 comments:

Nik Faldo said...

Hey girl, I got something real important to give you.
So just sit down and listen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA

Girl you know we’ve been together for such a long long time.
Now I’m ready to lay it on the line.
Well you know it’s Christmas and my heart is open wide.
I’m going to give you something so you know what’s on my mind.
A gift real special, a treat all the time.
Take a look inside - it’s my dick in a box!

I’m not going to get you a diamond ring.
That sort of gift don’t mean anything.
I’m not going to get you a fancy car.
Girl you got to know your my shining star.
I’m no going to get you a house in the hills.
A girl like you needs something real.
I want to give you something from the heart.
Something special girl - it’s my dick in a box!

My dick in a box girl. It’s my dick in a box!
Ohhhhhhhh, my dick in a box girl.
Cause I’m wise enough to know when a gift needs giving.
And I got just the one.
Something to show you that you are second to none.

So all the fellows out there with ladies to impress.
It’s easy to do – just follow these steps.
One – cut a hole in a box.
Two – put your junk in that spot.
Three – have her open that box.
And that’s the way you do it!

It’s my dick in a box!
My dick in a box girl. It’s my dick in a box!
Christmas – Dick in a box.
Hanukkah – Dick in a box.
Quansa – Dick in a box
Every single holiday – a dick in a box.
Over at your parent’s house – a dick in a box.
Later at the grocery store – a dick in a box.
Back room at the club means a dick in a booooooox!

Well, well, well - my dick in a box.

September 30, 2007 1:05 AM
Anonymous said...

Here is a great way to go broke from a poker site. My hand, 10c 10s, I am the button. I am on 10c/25c table. The player(a) just before me raises to 85c. I just call. The small blind folds, the big blind raises to 1.45. Player(a) calls, I call. Flop comes out 10h 8d 3h. Big blind checks, Player(a) checks, I bet 2.50 to rid any heart seekers. Big blind folds, player(a) raises it to 5.00. I say to my self, self this is the hand you been waitng for. I re-raise player(a) to 13.75, I am all in. This is all that is left in my account there. Player(a) calls to my surprise, and I am thinking he is on a draw. But boy how wrong I was. the cards flip over and shows player(a) has As 3c. Wow, I am golden, tyty I say outloud. And then the turn hits and it's the Ad. cool, still trips to 2 pr. And the river brought out yet another Ace. WTF!!!! Now this bastard has aces full to beat my 10's full. No f'ing way I scream. Seems a little fishy to me. The odds for that hand of mine to lose was not very good, had to be 98% to win. And with that bad beat, I say Fuck Off Full Tilt. I will not be back for more abuse like that again.

747

September 30, 2007 9:37 PM
Nik Faldo said...

That is really a screw job 747!

All I can tell you is Foker Stars is no better.

I flopped a QQQKK full house at the Mirage in Las Vegas and lost to quad 2's as runner-runner 2's hit the board.

NL swings are greater than limit swings, but the profit is faster in NL.

Maybe we can have a discussion about what the proper bankroll is for NL play. I think I have heard That 20 times the buyin you want to play is needed.

Never more than 5% of your bankroll on the table at any one time, is another I heard.

September 30, 2007 11:23 PM
Anonymous said...

Grapes of Wrath - We're The People (2:16)

October 01, 2007 4:34 AM
Matchy said...

Bad beat yes. Would I be pissed, hell yeah! Does it have anything to do with Full Tilt or any other website, nah! Bad beat stories are like opinions and assholes, everyone has one.

October 01, 2007 7:56 AM
Nik Faldo said...

747 has company tonight.
On PS in a money tourney. On a good run. Half way thru 7000 players and have some chips.

My full house loses to higher full house.

Next hand my tripped 7's loses to a riverer straight.

Next hand full house loses to a Royal Flush on the river.

Change tables with only 13 blinds left. Small raise off the blinds and I go all in with AQ. Run into AK. six hands ago sitting pretty. Now out.

October 01, 2007 9:57 PM
Anonymous said...

here is one for you my KK lost to AK EVEN AFTER I FLOPPED A SET.
just so you know when the cards wereflipping over I called that Ace on the river, so easy to predict



PokerStars Game #12392188877: Tournament #62891327, $3.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (Table '62891327 1' 10-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: peewee132 (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: Joma (1470 in chips)
Seat 3: PokerMammon (2290 in chips)
Seat 4: poopy diper (1610 in chips)
Seat 5: Rheno13 (1470 in chips)
Seat 6: BZ No Mercy (1480 in chips)
Seat 7: Smaed (520 in chips)
Seat 8: aqualung85 (1460 in chips)
Seat 9: wintwin111 (1500 in chips)
Seat 10: JUJA11 (1700 in chips)
BZ No Mercy: posts small blind 10
Smaed: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to aqualung85 [Kc Kh]
aqualung85: raises 60 to 80
wintwin111: raises 420 to 500
JUJA11: folds
peewee132: folds
Joma: folds
PokerMammon: folds
poopy diper: folds

Rheno13: folds
BZ No Mercy: folds
poopy diper is sitting out
Smaed: folds
aqualung85: raises 960 to 1460 and is all-in
wintwin111: calls 960
*** FLOP *** [4c Ks Ac]
*** TURN *** [4c Ks Ac] [5h]
*** RIVER *** [4c Ks Ac 5h] [Ah]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
aqualung85: shows [Kc Kh] (a full house, Kings full of Aces)
wintwin111: shows [Kd As] (a full house, Aces full of Kings)
Joma said, "wow"
wintwin111 collected 2950 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2950 | Rake 0
Board [4c Ks Ac 5h Ah]
Seat 1: peewee132 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Joma folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: PokerMammon folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: poopy diper folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Rheno13 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: BZ No Mercy (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: Smaed (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: aqualung85 showed [Kc Kh] and lost with a full house, Kings full of Aces
Seat 9: wintwin111 showed [Kd As] and won (2950) with a full house, Aces full of Kings
Seat 10: JUJA11 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

October 02, 2007 8:51 AM
Matchy said...

At least you did not lose to "poopy diper" aqua!

On to the "It's a small world dept" my son Mike sits at the same table group with 747's daughter in their 2nd/3rd grade split class. I am going to send him to school with a deck of cards to see if he can win some of my money back on the next indoor recess! Just kidding, but he says your daughter is very nice Tim.

October 02, 2007 10:55 AM
Anonymous said...

How cool Matchy. But beware, my daughter has been watching me play poker alot. So she knows.... well that daddy yells alot when he plays. LMAO

747

October 02, 2007 6:31 PM

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