KingUnix and Rjmech Win NPP 4th Quarter Tourneys

Faldo getting another talking to from his boss back in the day.

KingUnix is making his bid to be the 4th Quarter seat winner with his 2nd win of the year;
2nd - Douge2
3rd - Absea98
Bubble - T3chlady

And Rjmech just continues to show everyone who is boss with his 7th win of the year:
2nd - BigChipawin
3rd - KingUnix
4th - T3chlady
Bubble - LittleRedElf

Congratulations to KingUnix on his 3rd NPP victory and moving up the NPP Walk of Fame.
Congratulations to Rjmech on his 40th NPP victory.

Makes Sense to Faldo          

Fred was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.

This took a lot of time, so Fred bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out his efficiency report by just listening to the bells.

Fred's favorite rooster, Old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but this one morning he noticed that Old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

To Fred's amazement, Old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

Fred was so proud of Old Butch that he entered him in the County Fair, and Old Butch became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The judges not only awarded Old Butch the "No Bell Piece Prize," but they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well. Clearly Old Butch was a politician in the making.

Who else but a politician - like Barrack Obama and the Democrats - figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.

Vote carefully in every election --- because most of your fellow citizens are deaf or don’t care about the bells.

Liberal Logic:

Two men kissing in public – encouraged.

Two people praying in public – banned.

A microbe on Mars deemed life.

An 9^th month fetus in the womb – not life.

Destroying an eagle egg is a $250,000 fine and 2 years in jail.

Baby in the womb – not only legal to kill but liberals want the government to pay for the killing.

Muslims should not be judged by the church they attend.

Christians should be judged by the fact they go to church.

Rush Limbaugh must be banned!

National Public Radio propaganda and outright lies should be paid for by the taxpayer.

Oil companies do all the work make .04 cents a gallon on gas and are called greedy!

The federal government does nothing and makes .13 cents a gallon and that is not enough.

A liberal anchor newsperson makes $12 million a year for reading a teleprompter.

A business owner hires workers and makes $1 million and is called greedy by the liberal anchor.

Suggested Podcast: Red Pilled America

I have found the weekly podcasts over at Red Pilled America to be extremely informative and entertaining.

It would be like a podcast put together by Nik Faldo and Eaton Rapids Joe if they were married (happily) to each other.

Give it a listen!!!!

Just finished the three part podcast entitled, "Is Bitcoin Dangerous to America?"

Derf-63 Wins the 3rd Quarter! Big Chipawin Wins Two in a Row!

Jessica Gysin wants to spike Big Chipawin on the NPP beach.

Derf-63 hangs on to win the 3rd quarter as he got help from the latest poker superstar to join NPP.
Big Chipawin beats the NPP field for two weeks in a row!
First he wins his first NPP victory to clinch the 3rd quarter for Derf-63;
2nd - LittleRedElf
3rd - T3chlady
4th - KingUnix
5th - Absea98
Bubble - Derf-63

Big Chipawin becomes the 83rd person to win an NPP tournament.

Then Big Chipawin wins the first round of the 4th quarter to show he is ready to compete for his seat in the NPP final;
2nd - LittleRedElf
3rd - Mikeniks-Faldo
4th - Tomservo2
Bubble - Theedouble*d

Congratulations to Derf-63 on winning the 3rd quarter seat in the NPP Final!
Congratulations to Big Chipawin on his 1st and 2nd NPP victory and moving up the NPP Walk of Fame!

Now a young man ….and woman with a plan!

Kevin has plans for the future

The teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be
when you grow up?"

Little Kevin says: "I wanna start out as a Marine Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest hooker. 

I will give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Miami, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane."

The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Kevin, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries
to continue with the lesson . . . .

"And how about you, Sarah?"

"I wanna be Kevin's hooker."

Tomservo2 and KingUnix Win in the 2019 3rd Quarter

This is why men die before women! Women are the rake!

And Absea98 cashes twice! All of a sudden we have a horse race for the 3rd quarter seat in the 2019 NPP finals! What looked like a runaway clinch for Derf-63 is now a 3 man dogfight.
We have only one round remaining in the 3rd quarter, and the players left with a chance are;
Derf-63
Absea98
KingUnix
But be here and play the spoiler and gain points in the Grand Total Points race!

Finishing behind the Tomservo2 win;
2nd - KingUnix
3rd - BigChipawin
4th - Absea98
Bubble - Mikeniks-Faldo

Finishing behind the KingUnix win;

2nd - GMOgolf

3rd - Absea98

4th - Rjmech

Bubble - BigChipawin

Congratulations to Tomservo2 on his 41st NPP win!

Congratulations to KingUnix on his 2nd NPP win and moving up the Walk of Fame!

A  Priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the Parish.

A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and to give a little speech at the dinner.  However, he was delayed, so the Priest decided to say his own few words while they waited:

“I got my first impression of the parish from the very first confession I heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a television set and, when questioned by the police, was able to lie his way out of it.

He had stolen money from his parents; embezzled from his employer; had an affair with his boss's wife; had sex with his boss's 17 year old daughter on numerous occasions, taken illegal drugs; had several homosexual affairs; was arrested several times for public nudity and gave VD to his sister.

I was appalled that one person could do so many awful things. But as the days went on, I learned that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving people.”

Just as the Priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and gave his talk:  

“I'll never forget the first day our parish Priest arrived, said the politician.  In fact, I had the honor of being the first person to go 

to him for confession.”

Moral: 

Never, Never, Never Be Late!

Also thank you to NPP readers. we just passed 400,000 hits!

Derf-63 Wins 3 in a Row, Then LittleRedElf Wins Again

Ashton Torres is floored by the poker talents of Derf-63 and LittleRedElf

Derf-63 won for the 3rd time in a row to really take control of the 3rd quarter. That was his 4th victory of the year!
2nd - T3chlady
3rd - KingUnix
4th - Mikeniks-Faldo
5th - Johnnied55
Bubble - GMOgolf

Congratulations to Derf-63 on his 45th NPP victory!

LittleRedElf won his 2nd in a row if you throw out the 3 Derf wins. That was his 5th victory of the season!
2nd - CometGirlXO
3rd - Absea98
4th - Tomservo2
5th - Big Chipawin (new player!)
Bubble - Theedouble*d

Congratulations to LittleRedElf on his 51st NPP victory!

Now some notes from Faldo:

"There is inequality of outcomes. Just look at the NPP Walk of Fame. But there is no inequality of opportunity."

"Social justice is in complete opposition to justice. Justice is when you take action and you get what you deserve. Social justice is you take action and you may or may not get what you deserve based on what someone perceives your social group deserves. And that is pure evil."

"Social justice doesn't judge the individual, but rather judges the group you belong to or the group someone puts you in."

"The word 'justice' does not need a modifier."

"How do you make better schools in black neighborhood:
1. Give parents more choices of where to send their kids to school.
2. Make parents more responsible for the success and behavior of in school. Kids fail, parents pay for tutors or get professional help for their child. Or give up the child to the state. That threat alone straightens up a lot of 'mentally challenged children. Paying for tutors corrects most lazy parents."

"If you are in charge of your own destiny, then it is not destiny."

"When the devil comes, he will not look like the devil."

Derf-63 Takes Over 1st Place in the 3rd Qtr. With Back to Back Wins!

Derf-63 has a loyal cheerleader group.

Here comes the Derf!
That was his 2nd and 3rd win of 2019.
Now everyone is chasing Fred. Victory one also-rans:
2nd - T3chlady
3rd - KingUnix
4th - GMOgold
Bubble - CometgirlXO

Victory two also-rans:
2nd - Mikeniks-Faldo
3rd - hlam142015
4th - KingUnix
Bubble - T3chlady

Congratulations to Derf-63 on his 43rd and 44th NPP victories!

As a student of History, I am compelled to share this little tidbit with you.

 

Do you know what happened 169 years ago this summer.....

 

September 9, 1850?

California became a state!

The people had no electricity. The state had no money. Almost everyone spoke Spanish.

And there were gangs and gunfights in the streets.

 

So basically NOTHING has changed except back then the women had real boobs and the men didn't hold hands.

 

And that, my friends, is your history lesson for today.

Rjmech (6th Time) and LittleRedElf (4th Time) Win Again in 3rd Qtr 2019

Three cheers for RJ and LRE!

The more we play poker, the more things remain the same. Two guys at the top of the NPP Walk of Fame continue their dominance with another win of the very tough NPP field.
3rd Qtr - week 4
1st - Rjmech
2nd - Absea98
3rd - jb1974a
Bubble - KingUnix
Congratulations to Rjmech on his 39th NPP victory!

4th Qtr - week 5
1st - LittleRedElf
2nd - Douge2
3rd - GMOgolf
4th - Tomservo2
Bubble - Tigercub8189

Congratulations to LittleRedElf on his 50th NPP victory!

The truth is ignored a lot for ulterior motives. Two cases in point:

The United States is 3rd in Murders in the world.

But if you take out Baltimore, Chicago , Washington DC and New Orleans , the United States is 4th from the bottom for Murders.

 These four cities in the United States also have the toughest gun control laws in the United States .

ALL 4 are controlled by Democrats.

It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data – right

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it out at dinner one night.

The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.

The son says, "I did some schoolwork." 

The robot slaps the son.

The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."

Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"

Son says, "Toy Story." 

The robot slaps the son. 

Son says, "Ok, Ok, We were watching porn."

Dad says,"What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was." 

The Robot slaps the father.

Mom laughs and says,"Well, he certainly is your son."
The robot slaps the mother.

Robot ……now for sale. 

3rd Qtr. 2019 - T3chlady, CometgirlXO and Faldo Win the 1st Three Rounds

The Ladies of NPP are pure class, AND can play some great poker!

Sorry for the long delay in posting, but summer and golf are getting in the way. Imagine that!
Round 1
1st - T3chlady
2nd - Derf-63
3rd - Absea98
4th - Johnnied55
Bubble - CometgirlXO

Round 2
1st - CometgirlXO
2nd - LittleRedElf
3rd - Mikeniks-Faldo
4th - ThePunk75
Bubble - Derf-63

Round 3
1st - Mikeniks-Faldo
2nd - Derf-63
3rd - Absea98
Bubble - Hlam142015

Congratulations to T3chlady on her 2nd win of the year and her 15th NPP win and moving up the Walk of Fame!
Congratulations to CometgirlXO on her 5th NPP win!
Contratulations to Faldo for getting a hot run of cards - finally!

Since it is around the 4th of July, Faldo has decided to post some things that are obvious to those that are paying attention.

Faldo has declared LOUDLY since 2002, that the Democrat Party is no longer patriotic, no longer just a political adversary but actually a political enemy of the citizens of the United States, and in fact they are a party of anarchists trying to overthrow the Constitution of the United States in favor of a world socialist / communist rule.

If you are paying attention, you now are seeing this play out visibly now. The impatient traitors known as the Democrat Party were sure that the election of Hillary would bring about their final victory over our Republic.

When Trump won in spite of their wholesale election fraud and full media propaganda, they were in complete shock and rage.
This meltdown made them forget they are suppose to pretend they love the country, they care about the country and the citizens and that they are not trying to first ignore our Constitutions and laws, then overthrow them all together. The masks have left their faces.

The time is now to draw the line in the sand and say no more! The Democrat Party and MOST of the Republican Party are no longer interested in our Constitution or our Bill of Rights. It is time to call it as it is.

You are either a conservative or Constitutionalist  or you are a traitor to the United States of America.

That makes any Democrat or Republican In Name Only (RINO) a traitor. Treat them as such now, because if you don't, they will be treating you as a serf and slave very soon.

God saved us last election. He gave us another chance to start fighting back and save ourselves. We better start using it.

Absea98 Wins for the 1st Time in 2018, Tomservo2 Wins 2nd Qtr Seat, and LittleRedElf Cashes in the WSOP!

All the NPP groupies are floored by the poker talents of Absea, Tom and the Elf!

What an exciting week for NPP!
Absea98 continues to lead the Total Points List for a seat in the NPP Finals and this win certainly helped!
2nd - GMOgolf
3rd - T3chlady
Bubble - Hlam142015

Congratulations toAbsea98 on his 18th NPP victory.

With the Absea98 win, that left Tomservo2 the leader at the end of the 2nd quarter, giving him the 2nd seat in the NPP final, joining Rjmech as a finalist.

Congratulations to Tomservo2 for once again making an NPP Final!

And that brings us to our NPP World Series of Poker representative - LittleRedElf. "Dave" was kind enough to send Faldo some day be day updates. So here they are with no input from Faldo. Thanks LittleRedElf for the stories from Las Vegas and the WSOP live and in person.

WSOP Event 14 – HORSE

Knocked out in the 10^th hour of play to finish 306^th.

Daily Deep Stack Event

Finished 76^th of 804 and won $445

Senior Event – 20K initial stack.

4 hours = 33K

8 hours = 31K, with the average stack 40K

Out at the end of the day when a QQQJJ full house lost to a straight flush!

Daily Tourney – Cashed!

Super Senior WSOP Event

25.5K chips at first break

46K at second break

43K at dinner break

60.7K at 4^th break

End of day – 85.5K in the bag after 10 hours of play. 2,650 entries and 850 remain. Average chip stack is 62K. They are paying 398 places.

Dan Harrington, who won the main event in 1995, sat down at a table next to me and got knocked out after 3 hours, re-bought and was gone two hours later!

Men “the Master” Nguyen sat down at our table after a re-buy and was gone after 20 minutes.

Day 2 – 12 hours in - 123K in chips

In the money now! – 209K

Dinner break – 196K – there are 294 people left and the average stack is 180K.

After 18 hours of play – 337K, with 196 people left and the average stack is 227K.

After 20 hours of play at the end of Day 2 – 232K chips and there are 120 players left and the average stack is 442K.

After 22 hours, finished in 92^nd place and won $2816. My QQ ran into AA.

When my table broke yesterday, pro Barry Greenstein was not having a good tournament. He made a move and his hand lost. Then he went all in with 10 – 3 offsuit and lost to be eliminated. He did not autograph a book for the winner, which he normally does.