Saturday, October 05, 2019

KingUnix and Rjmech Win NPP 4th Quarter Tourneys

Faldo getting another talking to from his boss back in the day.
KingUnix is making his bid to be the 4th Quarter seat winner with his 2nd win of the year;
2nd - Douge2
3rd - Absea98
Bubble - T3chlady

And Rjmech just continues to show everyone who is boss with his 7th win of the year:
2nd - BigChipawin
3rd - KingUnix
4th - T3chlady
Bubble - LittleRedElf

Congratulations to KingUnix on his 3rd NPP victory and moving up the NPP Walk of Fame.
Congratulations to Rjmech on his 40th NPP victory.


Makes Sense to Faldo          

Fred was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.

This took a lot of time, so Fred bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out his efficiency report by just listening to the bells.

Fred's favorite rooster, Old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but this one morning he noticed that Old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

To Fred's amazement, Old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

Fred was so proud of Old Butch that he entered him in the County Fair, and Old Butch became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The judges not only awarded Old Butch the "No Bell Piece Prize," but they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well. Clearly Old Butch was a politician in the making.

Who else but a politician - like Barrack Obama and the Democrats - figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.

Vote carefully in every election --- because most of your fellow citizens are deaf or don’t care about the bells.

Liberal Logic:

Two men kissing in public – encouraged.

Two people praying in public – banned.


A microbe on Mars deemed life.

An 9th month fetus in the womb – not life.


Destroying an eagle egg is a $250,000 fine and 2 years in jail.

Baby in the womb – not only legal to kill but liberals want the government to pay for the killing.


Muslims should not be judged by the church they attend.

Christians should be judged by the fact they go to church.


Rush Limbaugh must be banned!

National Public Radio propaganda and outright lies should be paid for by the taxpayer.


Oil companies do all the work make .04 cents a gallon on gas and are called greedy!

The federal government does nothing and makes .13 cents a gallon and that is not enough.


A liberal anchor newsperson makes $12 million a year for reading a teleprompter.

A business owner hires workers and makes $1 million and is called greedy by the liberal anchor.

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