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| NPP groupies impressed with Tom and Derf! |
2nd - CometGirlXO
3rd - Mikeniks-Faldo
4th - Tigercub8189
Bubble - T3chlady
Then Derf-63 wins against a large field of 16!
2nd - Absea98
3rd - LittleRedElf
4th - CometGirlXO
5th - Rjmech
Bubble - KingUnix
Congratulations to Tomservo2 on his 43rd NPP win!
Congratulations to Derf-63 in his 47th NPP win!
Now some lighter fare:
A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his model 1911 Colt .45
caliber pistol with an 8 shot clip, and yelled, "Who in here has been
screwing my wife?"
A voice from the back of the bar yelled back, "You need
more ammo."
A man who'd just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing
an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.
The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she
would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the
black suit he is already wearing.
The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband
looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the
Blonde mortician a blank check and says, 'I don't care what it costs, but
please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.'
The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she
finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe;
the suit fits him perfectly...
She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very
satisfied.. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you
spend?'
To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the
blank invoice. 'There's no charge,' she says.
'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that
exquisite blue suit!' she says.
'Honestly, ma'am,' the blonde says, 'it cost nothing. You see, a
deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after
you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his
wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she
said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.'
'So I just switched the heads.'
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