Tomservo Wins #2 and Derf-63 Joins the 2020 Winners

NPP groupies impressed with Tom and Derf!

Tomservo2 shows us all how to take control of round one with his 2nd win of the new year in a field of 12!
2nd - CometGirlXO
3rd - Mikeniks-Faldo
4th - Tigercub8189
Bubble - T3chlady

Then Derf-63 wins against a large field of 16!
2nd - Absea98
3rd - LittleRedElf
4th - CometGirlXO
5th - Rjmech
Bubble - KingUnix

Congratulations to Tomservo2 on his 43rd NPP win!
Congratulations to Derf-63 in his 47th NPP win!

Now some lighter fare:

A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his model 1911 Colt .45 caliber pistol with an 8 shot clip, and yelled, "Who in here has been screwing my wife?"

A voice from the back of the bar yelled back, "You need more ammo."

A man who'd just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.

The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.

The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the Blonde mortician a blank check and says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.'

The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly...

She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied.. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?'

To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank invoice. 'There's no charge,' she says.

'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!' she says.

'Honestly, ma'am,' the blonde says, 'it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.'

'So I just switched the heads.'

NPP Season 26 Underway - The People Running Things are Depraved

Two NPP groupies wait for Rj and Tom on the NPP beach.

Tomservo2 won the 1st quarter last year and wins the first tournament this year. He's back!
2nd - Mikeniks-Faldo
3rd - Jb1974x
4th - T3chlady
Bubble - GMOgolf

Rjmech says 'not so fast'. Rj Superstar is back also!
2nd - Tomservo2
3rd - Mikeniks-Faldo
4th - T3chlady
Bubble - GMOgolf

Congratulations to Tomservo2 on victory #42 at NPP.

Congratulations to Rjmech on victory #44 at NPP.

Now for some more truth from Faldo:
Fact: Most ultra successful people are psychopaths and narcissists.

Fact: Most geniuses are psychopaths and narcissists. Faldo is the exception of course

Is anyone besides Faldo waking up to how depraved the rich, powerful or famous really are?

Is Faldo the only one who sees we literally have no control over any aspect of our lives, IF we purposefully….or accidentally get in the way of who is really running things….we are squashed like a stink bug on the floor - with no justice, no consequence to the squasher.

Is Faldo the only one who realizes that our media, government, legal system – or any media, legal system or government in the entire world - has even the slightest interest in law and order, fairness, equality for all or even upholding the simple idea of ‘right from wrong”?

Jeffery Epstein was murdered - in plain sight - in front of the entire world. Ho – hum says everyone in the world that could do something about it.

Why is there not a single perp-walk photo or video of Jeff Epstein heading to jail or being taken to court…or even getting off a plane or getting into a car after his arrest? Every person of any fame at all that gets arrested, is shown going to court ….or jail. Nothing of Epstein. Harvey Weinstein got the perp-walk. Why not Epstein?

Jeffrey Epstein was allowed to have women visit him while in custody. His female assistant to his Pedophile Island visited every day until his death. The ‘lawyer room” at the jail was Epstein’s private suite every day for him to lounge in, with the pop and snack machines opened – paid for in advance.

Negotiations were underway to figure out how to ‘fix’ this issue. The prosecutors told Epstein to plead guilty, take a life in prison sentence, and when it is off the front page, a cozy cell will be his home.  He would have lived only a few years before dying of a heart attack in his sleep, but they are not telling him that of course. Maybe Epstein knew that.

But Epstein foolishly thought singing would get him reduced charges and a comfy prison time on top of that. And I am sure the prosecutors just looked at him and said, “Great, it’s a deal. Start talking.” And he did start to talk in that ‘lawyer room’. Then the prosecutors and Epstein’s own lawyers realized if they heard too much of the truth and the people involved……they would be the next ones with heart attacks or car brakes failing.
Now Epstein had to go for the safety of Epstein's lawyers and investigators.

What happened to all the files, records and videos Epstein had on all the visitors who came (no pun intended) to his Pedophile Island. Ghislaine Maxwell, Epstein’s alleged Madam, is hiding out in Brazil, or in the Midwest of the USA, guarded by a private security force of ex-special ops – depending on what you read. Either way, she has not been arrested.

Epstein had to go. Epstein was taken off suicide watch. Guards did not check on him.  Cameras were turned off.  Evidence disappeared. Autopsy reports were falsified. Little people somehow involved in and around the time of Epstein’s death are being arrested or have died themselves. None of which is of interest to any media reporter or outlet in the world.

Abraham Lincoln. John Kennedy. Martin-Luther King. Anwar Sadat. Jimmy Hoffa. The list goes on….and on. Cross the real people in power – either deliberately or by accident – and it’s over. Google Kevin Ives and Don Henry. Not the most current, but still just two of the nearly 100 deaths with a Clinton somewhere in their story.

Anchor-ette Amy Robach was complaining to fellow liberal TV media hacks about how she had the Epstein story THREE YEARS ago from her interviews with Virginia Roberts Giuffre – an underaged sex slave at the Epstein island. Virginia told her all about Epstein, the island, the Clintons (yes BOTH), Prince Andrew, and many many more people, but the executives and lawyers at ABC squashed the story.

Unfortunately for Amy, a live microphone and camera caught her rant and it was leaked. Amy will be looking behind her for the rest of her soon to be shorter life.

All you have to do is be at the wrong place at the wrong time and see or hear the wrong thing. Or have a private conversation – even with the people who are part of the IN crowd – leaked and your days are numbered. First professionally, then financially, and ….well, ask Lee Harvey Oswald how his first day in court went.

Want to know why our media has become cheerleaders for the Democrats and the rich and powerful, instead of investigative journalists? Do you know why the Republican Party is acting like the fake competitors against the Harlem Globetrotters? Now you know why. 
Once you get near the REAL center of power, you wake up and realize that going along is the only way to survive.
Justice and truth? Forget about it. It does not exist. It may never have.
What time is the game on? Where’s my drink or pot …or both?
You don’t really need to know what's really going on.
You don't really want to know just how far it's gone. Just leave well enough alone and enjoy what little life THEY let you have.


Seeing their ‘dirty laundry’  - will get you killed. (Slight adjustment to Don Henley’s lyrics of Dirty Laundry above)
The gun in your hand is the only defense you have. Otherwise you are a slave or a defenseless target. The rest of the world doesn't even have that. Faldo would rather go out fighting than be led to the gas chamber. How about you?

Confused by Chuck Schumer

The intrepid staff at NPP is always on the lookout for items of interest.

In light of the recent U.S. attack that killed Qassem Soleimani - Iran's top general and the architect of Tehran’s proxy wars in the Middle East - Senator Chuck Schumer tweeted this:

A few years ago he tweeted this:

Me confused.

NPP's 26th Season Starts Tuesday January 7th 2020!

What is there to caption? Self explanatory!

Another season is starting NPP fans. Be there or be square!

Here is a submission sent in by a reader. Rumor has it, that it was found from another source on the internet and tweaked for our reader's personal preferences.

To further plagiarize, Faldo will also doctor it slightly. But that won't spoil the message. And who wrote what.….adds to the anonymity. Enjoy!


New Year's Day typically brings resolutions that we hope to live by. I have one that doesn't require me to give up any little or big habits that I need to break.


I can attribute this resolution to Clint Eastwood. Clint is 89, and continues to produce, direct, and act in great movies. Well, …...movies.

Someone asked him how he still manages to do what he does, given his age. His answer was brilliant, and an inspiration to those of us who are in our Golden Years.


His answer was simple and SO true: "DON'T LET THE OLD MAN IN."


Thank you, Clint Eastwood. I needed that.

Remember to keep your glass half full, and never half empty. Better still, keep your glass full!



You know, when you get to a point in life where you must give up some physical activities because your body no longer allows you to participate as you once did, you have a tendency to mope, bitch, and gripe, hanging on to all the memories.


Some of you reading this can't relate, because you aren't in your advanced years. But remember this as you continue down the path of life.

Hunting isn't the only activity impacted by growing old. It can stop many other things, such as skiing, snowshoeing, bicycling, playing pickleball, hockey, softball and even going to the gym.


As for me, I'm not giving up the things I love that require physical ability, such as golf, gardening, turkey hunting, deer hunting, trout fishing, wood splitting, gun shooting or other outdoor activities that I love, and can still do. I might have to take it slower and not do it as long....but I am still doing it!



So, that's my resolution. I plan on following it. "DON'T LET THE OLD MAN IN!"


And may all of you have a Blessed, healthy, prosperous, and Happy New Year.
Now, go lock the door on the old man!
Faldoism:   "If I had a dollar for every woman that has found me to be unattractive, …...they would find me attractive."