Thursday, October 17, 2019

CometGirlXO Wins Two in a Row! And a Democrat Accidentally Tells a Truth!

Lisa Hamilton has got nothing on CometGirlXO!
CometgirlXO beat NPP's best for two consecutive weeks to put herself right in the race for the 4th and final regular seat in the NPP Finals! Just an outstanding display of poker skill.
1st Win:
2nd - LittleRedElf
3rd - Tomservo2
Bubble - KingUnix

2nd Win:
2nd - Big Chipwin
3rd - Tigercub8189
4th - Mikeniks-Faldo
Bubble - LittleRedElf

Congratulations to CometgirlXO on her 6th and 7th NPP victories and moving up the Walk of Fame!

And now a shocking tale of a Democrat saying something truthful. Please be sitting down when you read this:

Joe Biden accidentally told the truth in the Democrat debate on October 15, 2019. This is such a rare moment when a Democrat issues a true statement about their own politics and it is always by accident. Unless of course Democrats are talking among themselves privately. Faldo has infiltrated their meetings. They are openly communist and anti-Constitution when the voters are not around.

To set the stage, Joe was losing this debate and had to listen to Communist Bernie Sanders and Pocahontas Elizabeth Warren argue over who was giving the most free stuff to people and who had the best plan to pay for it.

The only difference was Bernie admitted the middle class was going to have to pay a little something and Elizabeth was saying no, just more taxes on the ‘rich’ and military cuts would pay for it all.

Joe Biden had heard enough and his emotions cancelled his brain. He forgot to keep the Democrat lie going.

“Look at me. I’m gonna tell you something. I’ve been there. Barack and I, we’ve been there, we know this stuff. I’m listening to all this stuff, and I know what can be done and I know what can’t be done. I’ve been there, and we analyzed it.

You could close down the Pentagon, you could close everything about it. You could get rid of every building, every uniform, you could get rid of every boat, every ship, every airplane. You could close down every war. You could literally shut down the entire defense industry. You know what? You’d get enough money to run the government for four months.”

That is a Heritage Foundation talking point! That is part of a Ronald Reagan speech! That is a standard conservative talking point! It has been used to answer every left-wing, Big Government spender who’s come down the pike. It’s called the TRUTH!

Joe of course was incorrect about how long you could actually run the federal government by gutting the entire military. It’s only 1 MONTH!

But if you did confiscate all of the money in the country from everybody who’s got more than $10 million, just take it. And you’d have enough money to run the government for three months. If you close down the entire military also, you’d have enough money to run the government for four months.

There was not a sound in the Democrat debate hall when Biden made that point. Not a sound.

Communists Sanders and Warren had no idea what to do with it. Neither did either of the two CNN communist moderators or the New York Times communist moderator. And none of the Democrat communist candidates on the stage had the foggiest idea what to do with it. And the reason why is because it is dead-on true, and they couldn’t believe they were hearing it out of the mouth of a Democrat!

Joe Biden, whether he knows it or not, (and he doesn’t) just gave the country the very reason why socialism and communism (the Democrat platform) don’t work.

In a sane world the Democrats destroyed their ideology and themselves in that debate. Too bad for our country, the Democrat voters are too ignorant to understand it.

Saturday, October 05, 2019

KingUnix and Rjmech Win NPP 4th Quarter Tourneys

Faldo getting another talking to from his boss back in the day.
KingUnix is making his bid to be the 4th Quarter seat winner with his 2nd win of the year;
2nd - Douge2
3rd - Absea98
Bubble - T3chlady

And Rjmech just continues to show everyone who is boss with his 7th win of the year:
2nd - BigChipawin
3rd - KingUnix
4th - T3chlady
Bubble - LittleRedElf

Congratulations to KingUnix on his 3rd NPP victory and moving up the NPP Walk of Fame.
Congratulations to Rjmech on his 40th NPP victory.


Makes Sense to Faldo          

Fred was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.

This took a lot of time, so Fred bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out his efficiency report by just listening to the bells.

Fred's favorite rooster, Old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but this one morning he noticed that Old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

To Fred's amazement, Old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

Fred was so proud of Old Butch that he entered him in the County Fair, and Old Butch became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The judges not only awarded Old Butch the "No Bell Piece Prize," but they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well. Clearly Old Butch was a politician in the making.

Who else but a politician - like Barrack Obama and the Democrats - figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.

Vote carefully in every election --- because most of your fellow citizens are deaf or don’t care about the bells.

Liberal Logic:

Two men kissing in public – encouraged.

Two people praying in public – banned.


A microbe on Mars deemed life.

An 9th month fetus in the womb – not life.


Destroying an eagle egg is a $250,000 fine and 2 years in jail.

Baby in the womb – not only legal to kill but liberals want the government to pay for the killing.


Muslims should not be judged by the church they attend.

Christians should be judged by the fact they go to church.


Rush Limbaugh must be banned!

National Public Radio propaganda and outright lies should be paid for by the taxpayer.


Oil companies do all the work make .04 cents a gallon on gas and are called greedy!

The federal government does nothing and makes .13 cents a gallon and that is not enough.


A liberal anchor newsperson makes $12 million a year for reading a teleprompter.

A business owner hires workers and makes $1 million and is called greedy by the liberal anchor.