T3chlady and LittleRedEld Win for the 1st Time in 2019

Martin Luther King wants to know; "Why did you not listen to my words?"

T3chlady begins her rush for a seat in the finals with this win against a big field.
2nd - Derf-63
3rd - Tigercub8189
4th - Absea98
5th - Tomservo2
Bubble - Douge2

Congratulations to T3chlady on her 14th NPP victory.

LittleRedElf was a little late this season with his 1st win of the year. He is obviously letting the rest of us have a chance this year.
2nd - Tomservo2
3rd - Mikeniks-Faldo
4th - Absea98
Bubble - Tigercub8189

Congratulations to LittleRedElf on his 47th NPP victory.

CAN YOU PLEASE HELP THIS MAN?

I’m reaching out for a friend of mine who is homeless, but wishes to remain anonymous. 

His wife told him to go out and get some pills that will help him keep an erection.

He came back with diet pills.

Anyway, he needs a place to live. Can you help?

His request approved, AND the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight.

He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.

Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger.

He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go'.

The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off.

Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, 'Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.'

'Why?' asked the pilot.

'Because I'm a photographer for CNN', he responded, 'and I need to get some close up shots.'

The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered, 'So, what you're telling me is . . . You're NOT my flight instructor?'

Derf-63 (Fred) and Beerhog (Fred) Win for the 1st Time in 2019 - Rjmech Wins 1st Seat

Our twin winners got the twins on the NPP beach!

You must have be a Fred to win around here!
Faldo must apologize for the lack of posting last week. Work, chess and golf used up chunks of time.

But some interesting things did happen while Faldo was pre-occupied:
Derf-63 won for the first time this year, but that did not stop Rjmech from clinching the 1st seat in the NPP finals!
2nd - 95corolla
3rd - GMOgolf
4th - KingUnix
5th - Douge2
Bubble - Mikeniks-Faldo

Congratulations to Derf-63 on his 42nd NPP victory!
Congratulations to Rjmech for winning the 1st Seat in the NPP Finals!

Now for the start of the second quarter! And a blast from the past showed up to show us he has lost none of his talent on the felt. Beerhog returns after a seven year absence to show the NPP field how it is done!

2nd - KingUnix
3rd - Hlam142015
4th - Absea98
Bubble - GMOgolf

Congratulations to Beerhog on his 14th NPP victory and moving up the Walk of Fame. That sure took longer than Faldo expected!

WHY SENTENCE STRUCTURE IS SO IMPORTANT:

The boss had to fire somebody and he narrowed it down to one of two people - Debra or Jack. 

It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. 

Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.

Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went straight to the cooler to take an aspirin.

The boss approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off.” 

"Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel like shit today."