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| Rjmech always has groupies at the rail. |
2nd - Absea98
3rd - Tigercub8189
4th - hlam142015
5th - T3chlady
Bubble - 95corolla
Congratulations to Rjmech on his 35th NPP victory!
AT THE STOCK SHOW
A man and his wife go to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that has the bulls. They come to the first bull and his sign states: "This bull mated 50 times last year."
A man and his wife go to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that has the bulls. They come to the first bull and his sign states: "This bull mated 50 times last year."
The wife turns to her
husband and says, "This one mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from
him."
They then move on to
the next bull and his sign states: "This bull mated 68 times last
year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This bull mated 68
times last year. That works out to over 5 times a month. You could learn from
this one, too."
Finally, they proceed
to the last bull and his sign states: "This bull mated 365 times last
year." The wife's mouth drops open and she says, "WOW! This one mated
365 times last year. That's ONCE A DAY. Boy, you could really learn from this
one."
The man turns to his
wife and calmly says,
"Why don't you go up and inquire if it was 365 times
with the same cow."
AT THE BAR
A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving
his model 1911 Colt .45 caliber pistol with an 8 shot clip, and yelled,
"I got one in the chamber and 8 shots in the mag! Who in here has been screwing my wife?"
A voice from the back of the bar yelled back,
"You need more ammo."
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