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| Johnnied55 pushed this round across the goal line! |
2nd - Mikeniks-Faldo
3rd - Hlam142015
4th - GMOgolf
Bubble - Tomservo2
Congratulations to Johnnied55 on his 5th NPP victory and moving up the Walk of Fame!
Now some people with sex on their minds:
Text from daughter to mom:
"Hello mom, I need your advice. I have some of my boyfriend's
cum stuck in my hair. How do I get it out? Will I have to cut it out?"
Text from mom to daughter:
"It’s nice you can send me such a frank text. No, you won't have
to cut it out. I've had loads of cum in my hair over the years and it will just
wash out."
Daughter back to mom:
"Oh my God, mom.......... sorry, I meant to spell gum."
$7.00
SEX
An Arizona couple, both well into their 80's, go to a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'
The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an
elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing
wrong with the way you have intercourse..'
He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them
$50 and he says good bye.
The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist to
watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row
The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems,
pays the doctor, then leave.
Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry,
but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?'
The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything.
She's married; so we can't go to her house.
I'm married; and we can't go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges $98.
The Hilton charges $139.
We do it here for $50, and best of all....
Medicare pays $43 of it.
An Arizona couple, both well into their 80's, go to a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'
The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an
elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing
wrong with the way you have intercourse..'
He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them
$50 and he says good bye.
The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist to
watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row
The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems,
pays the doctor, then leave.
Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry,
but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?'
The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything.
She's married; so we can't go to her house.
I'm married; and we can't go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges $98.
The Hilton charges $139.
We do it here for $50, and best of all....
Medicare pays $43 of it.
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