KingUnix Wins the 2019 Niks Poker Palace Finals!

A KingUnix groupie is not only floored, but couched by his poker talent.

Who says you can't go home again! KingUnix just did!
King Unix Wins the NPP Player of the Year Tournament for the 3rd time! He won twice before in the back to back years of 1998 and 1999.
It was also KingUnix's 4th NPP victory. Well done KingUnix….aka ThaiFood (when PokerStars was legal for $).

Here is how it went down:
0 min: CometGirlXO - did not play - 7th place
33 min: Absea98 is knocked out in 6th place by a LittleRedElf full house.
45 min: Rjmech must have drawn the Faldo chair in this tournament - finishing 5th - as his AA loses to KingUnix's QJ as a queen hit the flop.....and the river!
50 min: LittleRedElf is sent to the rail in 4th as his AQ runs into Derf-63's AA.
69 min: Tomservo2 got a late start but battled to a 3rd place finish when finally hi J6s could not win a coin flip against Derf-63's 55.
96 min: The heads up battle raged on for quite a while before finally Tomservo2's AJ lost to KingUnix's AK.

Thank you all for another great season and see you on Tuesday January 7th, 2020!

LittleRedElf Wins the 2019 Tournament of Champions - Finals Line-up Set

Faldo will remember that tip for next year.

LittleRedElf kept his streak alive of never missing a final.
The same cannot be said for Mikeniks-Faldo.
That was the Elf's 6th win of the season.

2nd - Tomservo2
3rd - T3chlady
Bubble - KingUnix

Congratulations to LittleRedElf on his 52nd NPP victory!

Now here is are the qualifiers for the NPP Finals next week!

Rjmech - seat
Tomservo2 - seat
Derf-63 -s seat
KingUnix - seat
Absea98 - points
CometGirlXO - points
LittleRedElf - TOC

Mikeniks-Faldo - moderator (railbird)

Good Luck to all the well-deserved Finalists!

Rjmech Wins for the 10th Time! - 2019 NPPF Seats Listed - T of C Tourney Next Week Decides Final Seat

Mrs. Faldo's standard wifely domestic duty uniform.

Rjmech did it again - even though he did not have to!
2nd - KingUnix (takes last Qtr Seat!)
3rd - 95corolla
4th - LittleRedElf
Bubble - Tomservo2

Congratulations to Rjmech on his 43rd NPP victory and moving up the Walk of Fame!

The Tournament of Champions next week will decide the final player in the NPP Finals.
Fourteen players qualified for the TOC by winning one of the weekly tournaments.
As usual, the six players that already have seats - also qualified for the TOC.

If one of the seat holders win the TOC, the seat goes to the player who finished the highest in the TOC that is still without a seat.

And as usual, if Mikeniks-Faldo wins a seat, the player who finishes right behind Faldo also wins a seat if he does not already have one.

Now, please be aware that if you are not a seat holder or on the list of players who qualified for the TOC - your season is OVER! So don't be surprised if you cannot log onto the tournament for the rest of year.

Then, in the following week - only the people that have qualified for the NPP Final (and Faldo) will be able to play! So be aware of that.

If Faldo does not qualify, he won't play, but will log on to watch the action.

Good Luck to everyone and thank you for another exciting season at NPP!

Faldo

Douge2 Wins for the 5th Time in 2019 and Tightens the 4th Qtr Race!

Davethedog after failing to get permission.

Another exciting finish to the NPP Season!

Douge2 is right there and can catch CometGirlXO for the last seat, as can KingUnix!
2nd - Absea98
3rd - 95corolla
4th - Mikeniks-Faldo
Bubble - KingUnix

Congratulations to Douge2 on his 39th NPP victory!

As you already know, its all about negotiations (thanks Douge2):

THE BOTTLE OF JOHNNY WALKER BLACK

For all of us who are married, were married, wish
you were married, or wish you weren't married, this
is something to smile about the next time you see a
bottle of Johnny Walker Black:

Faldo was driving back to an airport from one of his business
trips in Northern California when he saw an elderly
Navajo man walking on the side of the road.

As the trip was a long and quiet one, he stopped
the car and asked the Navajo man if he would like
a ride.

With a silent nod of thanks, the man got into
the car.

Resuming the journey, Mike tried in vain to make
a bit of small talk with the Navajo man. The old
man just sat silently, looking intently at
everything he saw, studying every little detail,
until he noticed a brown bag on the seat next to
Mike.

'What in bag?' asked the old man.

Mike looked down at the brown bag and said, 'It's
a bottle of Johnny Walker Black. I got it for my wife.'

The Navajo man was silent for another moment or
two. Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder,
he said:

'Good trade”

Rjmech Wins for the 8th Time in 2019 - 4th Qtr Race Tightens Up

Both are Dueling Asshole Dictator Wanna-bes

Rjmech wins even though he does not have to as he already has his seat in the NPP Finals;

2nd - Absea98

3rd - Jb1974x

4th - KingUnix

5th - Davethedog

Bubble - 95corolla

Congratulations to Rjmech on his 41st NPP victory.

Now an article from Dr. Jack Minsey:

Two or more sides disagree on who runs the country. And they can't settle the question through elections because they don't even agree that elections are how you decide who's in charge. That's the basic issue here. Who decides who runs the country? When you hate each other but accept the election results, you have a country. When you stop accepting election results, you have a countdown to a civil war. [Faldo: I would get ready now - just sayin']

The Mueller investigation is about removing President Trump from office and overturning the results of an election. We all know that. But it's not the first time they've done this. The first time a Republican president was elected this century, they said he didn't really win. They said the Supreme Court gave him the election. There's a pattern here.

What do sure odds of the Democrats rejecting the next Republican president really mean? It means they don't accept the results of any election that they don't win. It means they don't believe that transfers of power in this country are determined by elections. That's a civil war.

There's no shooting. At least not unless you count the attempt to kill a bunch of Republicans at a charity baseball game practice. But the Democrats have rejected our system of government.

This isn't dissent. It's not disagreement. You can hate the other party. You can think they're the worst thing that ever happened to the country. But then you work harder to win the next election. When you consistently reject the results of elections that you don't win, what you want is a dictatorship.

Your very own dictatorship. [Democrats unmasked - Faldo]

The only legitimate exercise of power in this country, according to Democrats, is its own. Whenever Republicans exercise power, it's inherently illegitimate. The Democrats lost Congress. They lost the White House. So what did they do? They began trying to run the country through Federal judges and bureaucrats. Every time that a Federal judge issues an order saying that the President of the United States can't scratch his own back without his say so, that's the civil war.

Our system of government is based on the constitution, but that's not the system that runs this country. The Democrat's system is that any part of government that it runs gets total and unlimited power over the country.

If the Democrats are in the White House, then the president can do anything. And I mean anything. He can have his own amnesty for illegal aliens. He can fine you for not having health insurance. He can use the IRS as his own police force and imprison citizens who speak against him. He can provide guns and money (Fast and Furious) (Iran nuclear deal) to other countries to support his own agenda, and watch while one of America's Ambassador's is dragged through the streets and murdered doing nothing to aid our citizens. His power is unlimited. He's a dictator. 

But when Republicans get into the White House, suddenly the President can't do anything. He isn't even allowed to undo the illegal alien amnesty that his predecessor illegally invented. A Democrat in the White House has 'discretion' to completely decide every aspect of immigration policy. A Republican doesn't even have the 'discretion' to reverse him. That's how the game is played. That's how our country is run. Sad but true, although the left hasn't yet won that particular fight.

When a Democrat is in the White House, states aren't even allowed to enforce immigration law. But when a Republican is in the White House, states can create their own immigration laws. Under Obama, a state wasn't allowed to go to the bathroom without asking permission. But under Trump, Jerry Brown can go around saying that California is an independent republic and sign treaties with other countries. The Constitution has something to say about that. Whether it's Federal or State, Executive, Legislative or Judiciary, the left moves power around to run the country. If it controls an institution, then that institution is suddenly the supreme power in the land. This is what I call a moving dictatorship

Donald Trump has caused the Shadow Government to come out of hiding:  Professional government is a guild. Like medieval guilds. You can't serve in if you're not a member. If you haven't been indoctrinated into its arcane rituals. If you aren't in the club. And Trump isn't in the club. He brought in a bunch of people who aren't in the club with him.

Now we're seeing what the pros do when amateurs try to walk in on them. They spy on them, they investigate them and they send them to jail. They use the tools of power to bring them down.

That's not a free country.

It's not a free country when FBI agents who support Hillary take out an 'insurance policy' against Trump winning the election. It's not a free country when Obama officials engage in massive unmasking of the opposition. It's not a free country when the media responds to the other guy winning by trying to ban the conservative media that supported him from social media. It's not a free country when all of the above collude together to overturn an election because the guy who wasn't supposed to win did.

Have no doubt, we're in a semi-non violent civil war between conservative volunteer government and a leftist Democrat professional government.

[Faldo - The violent one is just around the corner. The Deep State, including the Media and Education System, runs the United States, not the people thru their representatives. The Left is destroying the 1st Amendment (thru political correctness and censorship) and are blatantly coming after citizen's guns. They want their 'subjects' disarmed. You will have a decision to make - sooner than you think. Just sayin']

Douge2 and CometGirlXO Win Again in the 4th Quarter of 2019

Douge2 made a move with win #4 of the year, but CometGirlXO made a statement with win #8 of the year! CometGirlXO has the most wins of anyone in this NPP season, and has the most points per round average of anyone - except Rjmech.
Catching the 'Comet" for the 4th and final regular season seat is going to be tough to do now.

Douge2 beat a field of 15:
2nd - KingUnix
3rd - Mikeniks-Faldo
4th - CometGirlXO
5th - Rjmech
Bubble - Absea98

CometGirlXO beat a field of 16!
2nd - LittleRedElf
3rd - GMOgolf
4th - T3chlady
5th - KingUnix
Bubble - Johnnied55

Congratulations to Douge2 on his 38th NPP win!
Congratulations to CometGirlXO on her 8th NPP win!

Now for a story you probably did not hear about because The Left didn't want you to hear it.
I will digress and say, just like the Las Vegas Shooting and Jerry Epstein murder.

This is only 5 minutes long, so give it a watch. Leftists won't click or leave it after 30 seconds,

Douge2 (3rd Time) and Derf-63 (5th Time) Win in the 4th Quarter

Standard in the NPP Lounge

Five rounds left and its going to be another exciting finish to the NPP season.
Douge2 gets into the 4th quarter race with this win over a 16 player field:
2nd - CometGirlXO
3rd - Mikeniks-Faldo
4th - T3chlady
5th - Derf-63
Bubble - 95corolla

The Derf-63 followed up his 5th place finish last week into a win this week over a 15 player field:
2nd - Tomservo2
3rd - KingUnix
4th - Mikeniks-Faldo
5th - LittleRedElf
Bubble - T3chlady

Congratulations to Douge2 on his 37th NPP victory!
Congratulations to Derf-63 on his 46th NPP victory!

The Ladies Know What's Up

One morning three women are golfing on the fourth green when  - 

suddenly a guy runs by wearing nothing but a bag over his head.

As he passes by the first woman, she looks down and says, “Well, he’s  certainly not my husband.”

As he passes by the second woman, she also glances downward and says,  “He’s not my husband either.”

He then passes by the third woman, who also looks down as he runs by her. “Wait a minute,” she says. “He’s not even a member of the club!” 

Wheeling and Dealing

Charlie was installing a new door and found that one of the hinges was missing. 

He asked his wife Mary if she would go to Home Depot and pick up a hinge. Mary agreed to go.

While she was waiting for the manager to finish serving a customer, her eye caught a beautiful bathroom faucet.  

When the manager was finished, Mary asked him, "How much is that faucet?"

The manager replied, "That's a gold plated faucet and the price is $500.00. 

Mary exclaimed, "My goodness, that's an expensive faucet -- certainly out of my price range.."

She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy. The manager said that he had them in stock and went into the storeroom to get one.

From the storeroom the manager yelled, "Ma'am, you wanna screw for the hinge?"

Mary shouted back, "No, but I will for the faucet."

CometGirlXO Wins Two in a Row! And a Democrat Accidentally Tells a Truth!

Lisa Hamilton has got nothing on CometGirlXO!

CometgirlXO beat NPP's best for two consecutive weeks to put herself right in the race for the 4th and final regular seat in the NPP Finals! Just an outstanding display of poker skill.
1st Win:
2nd - LittleRedElf
3rd - Tomservo2
Bubble - KingUnix

2nd Win:
2nd - Big Chipwin
3rd - Tigercub8189
4th - Mikeniks-Faldo
Bubble - LittleRedElf

Congratulations to CometgirlXO on her 6th and 7th NPP victories and moving up the Walk of Fame!

And now a shocking tale of a Democrat saying something truthful. Please be sitting down when you read this:

Joe Biden accidentally told the truth in the Democrat debate on October 15, 2019. This is such a rare moment when a Democrat issues a true statement about their own politics and it is always by accident. Unless of course Democrats are talking among themselves privately. Faldo has infiltrated their meetings. They are openly communist and anti-Constitution when the voters are not around.

To set the stage, Joe was losing this debate and had to listen to Communist Bernie Sanders and Pocahontas Elizabeth Warren argue over who was giving the most free stuff to people and who had the best plan to pay for it.

The only difference was Bernie admitted the middle class was going to have to pay a little something and Elizabeth was saying no, just more taxes on the ‘rich’ and military cuts would pay for it all.

Joe Biden had heard enough and his emotions cancelled his brain. He forgot to keep the Democrat lie going.

“Look at me. I’m gonna tell you something. I’ve been there. Barack and I, we’ve been there, we know this stuff. I’m listening to all this stuff, and I know what can be done and I know what can’t be done. I’ve been there, and we analyzed it.

You could close down the Pentagon, you could close everything about it. You could get rid of every building, every uniform, you could get rid of every boat, every ship, every airplane. You could close down every war. You could literally shut down the entire defense industry. You know what? You’d get enough money to run the government for four months.”

That is a Heritage Foundation talking point! That is part of a Ronald Reagan speech! That is a standard conservative talking point! It has been used to answer every left-wing, Big Government spender who’s come down the pike. It’s called the TRUTH!

Joe of course was incorrect about how long you could actually run the federal government by gutting the entire military. It’s only 1 MONTH!

But if you did confiscate all of the money in the country from everybody who’s got more than $10 million, just take it. And you’d have enough money to run the government for three months. If you close down the entire military also, you’d have enough money to run the government for four months.

There was not a sound in the Democrat debate hall when Biden made that point. Not a sound.

Communists Sanders and Warren had no idea what to do with it. Neither did either of the two CNN communist moderators or the New York Times communist moderator. And none of the Democrat communist candidates on the stage had the foggiest idea what to do with it. And the reason why is because it is dead-on true, and they couldn’t believe they were hearing it out of the mouth of a Democrat!

Joe Biden, whether he knows it or not, (and he doesn’t) just gave the country the very reason why socialism and communism (the Democrat platform) don’t work.

In a sane world the Democrats destroyed their ideology and themselves in that debate. Too bad for our country, the Democrat voters are too ignorant to understand it.

KingUnix and Rjmech Win NPP 4th Quarter Tourneys

Faldo getting another talking to from his boss back in the day.

KingUnix is making his bid to be the 4th Quarter seat winner with his 2nd win of the year;
2nd - Douge2
3rd - Absea98
Bubble - T3chlady

And Rjmech just continues to show everyone who is boss with his 7th win of the year:
2nd - BigChipawin
3rd - KingUnix
4th - T3chlady
Bubble - LittleRedElf

Congratulations to KingUnix on his 3rd NPP victory and moving up the NPP Walk of Fame.
Congratulations to Rjmech on his 40th NPP victory.

Makes Sense to Faldo          

Fred was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.

This took a lot of time, so Fred bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out his efficiency report by just listening to the bells.

Fred's favorite rooster, Old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but this one morning he noticed that Old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

To Fred's amazement, Old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

Fred was so proud of Old Butch that he entered him in the County Fair, and Old Butch became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The judges not only awarded Old Butch the "No Bell Piece Prize," but they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well. Clearly Old Butch was a politician in the making.

Who else but a politician - like Barrack Obama and the Democrats - figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.

Vote carefully in every election --- because most of your fellow citizens are deaf or don’t care about the bells.

Liberal Logic:

Two men kissing in public – encouraged.

Two people praying in public – banned.

A microbe on Mars deemed life.

An 9^th month fetus in the womb – not life.

Destroying an eagle egg is a $250,000 fine and 2 years in jail.

Baby in the womb – not only legal to kill but liberals want the government to pay for the killing.

Muslims should not be judged by the church they attend.

Christians should be judged by the fact they go to church.

Rush Limbaugh must be banned!

National Public Radio propaganda and outright lies should be paid for by the taxpayer.

Oil companies do all the work make .04 cents a gallon on gas and are called greedy!

The federal government does nothing and makes .13 cents a gallon and that is not enough.

A liberal anchor newsperson makes $12 million a year for reading a teleprompter.

A business owner hires workers and makes $1 million and is called greedy by the liberal anchor.

Suggested Podcast: Red Pilled America

I have found the weekly podcasts over at Red Pilled America to be extremely informative and entertaining.

It would be like a podcast put together by Nik Faldo and Eaton Rapids Joe if they were married (happily) to each other.

Give it a listen!!!!

Just finished the three part podcast entitled, "Is Bitcoin Dangerous to America?"

Derf-63 Wins the 3rd Quarter! Big Chipawin Wins Two in a Row!

Jessica Gysin wants to spike Big Chipawin on the NPP beach.

Derf-63 hangs on to win the 3rd quarter as he got help from the latest poker superstar to join NPP.
Big Chipawin beats the NPP field for two weeks in a row!
First he wins his first NPP victory to clinch the 3rd quarter for Derf-63;
2nd - LittleRedElf
3rd - T3chlady
4th - KingUnix
5th - Absea98
Bubble - Derf-63

Big Chipawin becomes the 83rd person to win an NPP tournament.

Then Big Chipawin wins the first round of the 4th quarter to show he is ready to compete for his seat in the NPP final;
2nd - LittleRedElf
3rd - Mikeniks-Faldo
4th - Tomservo2
Bubble - Theedouble*d

Congratulations to Derf-63 on winning the 3rd quarter seat in the NPP Final!
Congratulations to Big Chipawin on his 1st and 2nd NPP victory and moving up the NPP Walk of Fame!

Now a young man ….and woman with a plan!

Kevin has plans for the future

The teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be
when you grow up?"

Little Kevin says: "I wanna start out as a Marine Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest hooker. 

I will give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Miami, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane."

The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Kevin, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries
to continue with the lesson . . . .

"And how about you, Sarah?"

"I wanna be Kevin's hooker."

Tomservo2 and KingUnix Win in the 2019 3rd Quarter

This is why men die before women! Women are the rake!

And Absea98 cashes twice! All of a sudden we have a horse race for the 3rd quarter seat in the 2019 NPP finals! What looked like a runaway clinch for Derf-63 is now a 3 man dogfight.
We have only one round remaining in the 3rd quarter, and the players left with a chance are;
Derf-63
Absea98
KingUnix
But be here and play the spoiler and gain points in the Grand Total Points race!

Finishing behind the Tomservo2 win;
2nd - KingUnix
3rd - BigChipawin
4th - Absea98
Bubble - Mikeniks-Faldo

Finishing behind the KingUnix win;

2nd - GMOgolf

3rd - Absea98

4th - Rjmech

Bubble - BigChipawin

Congratulations to Tomservo2 on his 41st NPP win!

Congratulations to KingUnix on his 2nd NPP win and moving up the Walk of Fame!

A  Priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the Parish.

A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and to give a little speech at the dinner.  However, he was delayed, so the Priest decided to say his own few words while they waited:

“I got my first impression of the parish from the very first confession I heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a television set and, when questioned by the police, was able to lie his way out of it.

He had stolen money from his parents; embezzled from his employer; had an affair with his boss's wife; had sex with his boss's 17 year old daughter on numerous occasions, taken illegal drugs; had several homosexual affairs; was arrested several times for public nudity and gave VD to his sister.

I was appalled that one person could do so many awful things. But as the days went on, I learned that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving people.”

Just as the Priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and gave his talk:  

“I'll never forget the first day our parish Priest arrived, said the politician.  In fact, I had the honor of being the first person to go 

to him for confession.”

Moral: 

Never, Never, Never Be Late!

Also thank you to NPP readers. we just passed 400,000 hits!

Derf-63 Wins 3 in a Row, Then LittleRedElf Wins Again

Ashton Torres is floored by the poker talents of Derf-63 and LittleRedElf

Derf-63 won for the 3rd time in a row to really take control of the 3rd quarter. That was his 4th victory of the year!
2nd - T3chlady
3rd - KingUnix
4th - Mikeniks-Faldo
5th - Johnnied55
Bubble - GMOgolf

Congratulations to Derf-63 on his 45th NPP victory!

LittleRedElf won his 2nd in a row if you throw out the 3 Derf wins. That was his 5th victory of the season!
2nd - CometGirlXO
3rd - Absea98
4th - Tomservo2
5th - Big Chipawin (new player!)
Bubble - Theedouble*d

Congratulations to LittleRedElf on his 51st NPP victory!

Now some notes from Faldo:

"There is inequality of outcomes. Just look at the NPP Walk of Fame. But there is no inequality of opportunity."

"Social justice is in complete opposition to justice. Justice is when you take action and you get what you deserve. Social justice is you take action and you may or may not get what you deserve based on what someone perceives your social group deserves. And that is pure evil."

"Social justice doesn't judge the individual, but rather judges the group you belong to or the group someone puts you in."

"The word 'justice' does not need a modifier."

"How do you make better schools in black neighborhood:
1. Give parents more choices of where to send their kids to school.
2. Make parents more responsible for the success and behavior of in school. Kids fail, parents pay for tutors or get professional help for their child. Or give up the child to the state. That threat alone straightens up a lot of 'mentally challenged children. Paying for tutors corrects most lazy parents."

"If you are in charge of your own destiny, then it is not destiny."

"When the devil comes, he will not look like the devil."

Derf-63 Takes Over 1st Place in the 3rd Qtr. With Back to Back Wins!

Derf-63 has a loyal cheerleader group.

Here comes the Derf!
That was his 2nd and 3rd win of 2019.
Now everyone is chasing Fred. Victory one also-rans:
2nd - T3chlady
3rd - KingUnix
4th - GMOgold
Bubble - CometgirlXO

Victory two also-rans:
2nd - Mikeniks-Faldo
3rd - hlam142015
4th - KingUnix
Bubble - T3chlady

Congratulations to Derf-63 on his 43rd and 44th NPP victories!

As a student of History, I am compelled to share this little tidbit with you.

 

Do you know what happened 169 years ago this summer.....

 

September 9, 1850?

California became a state!

The people had no electricity. The state had no money. Almost everyone spoke Spanish.

And there were gangs and gunfights in the streets.

 

So basically NOTHING has changed except back then the women had real boobs and the men didn't hold hands.

 

And that, my friends, is your history lesson for today.

Rjmech (6th Time) and LittleRedElf (4th Time) Win Again in 3rd Qtr 2019

Three cheers for RJ and LRE!

The more we play poker, the more things remain the same. Two guys at the top of the NPP Walk of Fame continue their dominance with another win of the very tough NPP field.
3rd Qtr - week 4
1st - Rjmech
2nd - Absea98
3rd - jb1974a
Bubble - KingUnix
Congratulations to Rjmech on his 39th NPP victory!

4th Qtr - week 5
1st - LittleRedElf
2nd - Douge2
3rd - GMOgolf
4th - Tomservo2
Bubble - Tigercub8189

Congratulations to LittleRedElf on his 50th NPP victory!

The truth is ignored a lot for ulterior motives. Two cases in point:

The United States is 3rd in Murders in the world.

But if you take out Baltimore, Chicago , Washington DC and New Orleans , the United States is 4th from the bottom for Murders.

 These four cities in the United States also have the toughest gun control laws in the United States .

ALL 4 are controlled by Democrats.

It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data – right

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it out at dinner one night.

The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.

The son says, "I did some schoolwork." 

The robot slaps the son.

The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."

Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"

Son says, "Toy Story." 

The robot slaps the son. 

Son says, "Ok, Ok, We were watching porn."

Dad says,"What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was." 

The Robot slaps the father.

Mom laughs and says,"Well, he certainly is your son."
The robot slaps the mother.

Robot ……now for sale.