Women are always happier doing what they are born to do. |
This is similar to allowing a 22-handicap Monday night golf league golfer qualify for the Masters.
Faldo wins a tournament - which means Hell froze over or ....Bigbrimar bought a beer on the golf course.....or Beerhog had a drive hit the fairway.
Notice Faldo did not say it stayed on the fairway, just that it hit the fairway.
2nd - GMOGolf
3rd - Rachael0388
Bubble - Absea98
Now for some divine intervention:
Sitting by the window of her convent, Sister Barbara opened a letter from home one evening. Inside the letter was a $100 bill her parents had sent. Sister Barbara smiled at the gesture.
As she read the letter by the window, she noticed a shabbily dressed stranger leaning against the lamp post below. Quickly, she wrote, “Don’t despair. – Sister Barbara,” on a piece of paper, wrapped the $100 bill in it, got the man’s attention and tossed it out the window to him.
The stranger picked it up, and with a puzzled expression and a tip of his hat, went off down the street.
The next day, Sister Barbara was told that a man was at her door, insisting on seeing her. She went down, and found the stranger waiting. Without a word, he handed her a huge wad of $100 bills. “What’s this?” she asked.
“That’s the $8,000 you have coming Sister,” he replied. “Don’t Despair paid 80-to-1.”
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Hey, I resemble that remark.
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