Derf-63 Wins Two (Wins Five and Six of 2017)!

Derf-63 wins two!

Somebody is trying to capture the 3rd quarter of the NPP seat chase early. But the joke is on Derf-63 because he already has a seat in the NPP final by winning the FIRST time in this streak.
Ha-ha - the joke is on Derf. We are letting him win......I hope!
Hopefully he will take it easy on the rest of us and let us have a little glory. Or.....probably not!

Two weeks ago:
2nd - LittleRedElf
3rd - Tomservo2
4th - Mikeniks_Faldo
Bubble - Tigercub8189

Last week:
2nd - Mikeniks-Faldo
3rd - Sanster89
Bubble - Absea98

So the race for the 3rd quarter seat is still open. Please ignore the mean spirited Derf-63 as he has the nerve to continually show us how much of a better poker player he is than the rest of us.
Congratulations to Derf-63 on his 34th and 35th NPP victories!

Now for a glimpse into the scientific world:

Scientists for Health in Canada suggested than men should take a look at their beer consumption. Recent analysis of beer suggests a presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that men drinking beer will cause then to develop female traits.

Many men's clubs disputed this claim and volunteered for testing.

So 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was observed that 100% of the men:

Gained weight
Talked excessively without making any sense
Became overly emotional
Could not drive
Failed to think rationally
Argued over nothing
and refused to apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned.