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| One of his many groupies waits in the cabana on the NPP Hawaii beach for Derf. |
2nd - Johnnied55
3rd - Tomservo2
Bubble - GMOgolf
Congratulations to Derf-63 on his 31st NPP win!
Now not to pick on lawyers, but:
A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a big truck passed too close and completely tore off his door on the driver's side.
The lawyer immediately called 9-1-1, and within minutes a policeman pulled up.
Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.
When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are, " he said. "you are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "Don't you know your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off by the truck."
"My God!", screamed the lawyer. "My Rolex! My Rolex!"
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