Little Red Elf Wins for the 4th Time in 2017

An Elf groupie waits for him in his NPP suite.

Faldo lost heads up again to LittleRedElf. Faldo is changing his handle to CantBeattheElf!
And of course the Elf moves into the race for the second quarter seat! Good luck to the rest of the field as we are going to need it!

2nd - Cant Beat the Elf - Mike Niks-Faldo
3rd - Tigercub8189
4th - Tomservo2
Bubble - T3chlady

Congratulations to LittleRedElf on his 35th NPP win.

Now some more laws from Murphy:

It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

An Ounce of Image is Worth a Pound of Performance.

You will remember that you forgot to take out the trash when the garbage truck is two doors away.

The race is not always to the swift nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet.

There's never time to do it right, but there is always time to do it over.

When is trouble, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.

Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.

It is morally wrong to let a sucker keep his money.

A bird in hand is safer than a bird overhead.

The light at the end of the tunnel is usually an oncoming freight train.

More next week.

Derf-63 Wins for the 3rd Time in 2017

Derf-63's poker skills are flooring his groupies back in his NPP hotel suite.

This aggressive player you can never count out. His all or nothing style serves him well enough on this night - beating a field of 13 players.

2nd - Sanster89
3rd - TooBIGAKQ
4th - Douge2
Bubble - LittleRedElf

Congratulations to Derf-63 on his 32nd NPP win!

Now a few other laws from Murphy:

No good deed goes unpunished.

Leakproof seals will, self starters will not, interchangable parts won't.

Nature is a mother.

90% of everything is crap.

Where you stand on an issue depends on where you sit.

Friends come and go but enemies accumulate.

If you try and please everyone, it will please no one.

You will always find something in the last place you look.

Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong, at the worst possible moment.

Every solution brings a whole new set of problems.

More next week.

Theedouble*d Wins for the 1st Time in 2017

Theedouble*d floors Melanie Adams with his skills - poker and otherwise.

Theedouble*d just let the rest of the NPP stable not to forget about him.......as he is 'still heeeerrrrr.'
He defeats a field of 14 to get back in the 2nd quarter race.

2nd - Tomservo2
3rd - T3chlady
4th - Mikeniks-Faldo
Bubble - Sanster89

Congratulations to Theedouble*d on his 23rd NPP win!

Now for a religious lesson:

A Girl's Prayer

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray Lord you find me a man who is not a creep.
One who is handsome, smart and strong,
And he has a willy that is thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks.
When he promises to call, he doesn't wait weeks.
I pray that is is gainfully employed.
And when I spend his cash he won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh send me a man who will make love to my mind.
And knows what to say when I ask, "How is my behind?"
One who will make love til my body is twitchin,
In the hall, the loo, the garden and the kitchen.
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to sleep with my best friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I listen to the snoring of the idiot you sent me instead.
Amen

A Boy's Prayer

Lord,
I pray for a girl with big boobs!
Amen

Derf-63 Wins for the 2nd Time in 2017

One of his many groupies waits in the cabana on the NPP Hawaii beach for Derf.

Derf-63, rested and back from Hawaii, says aloha to the rest of the field and beats a field of 13. He also climbs back into the race for the 2nd quarter seat in the NPP final.

2nd - Johnnied55
3rd - Tomservo2
Bubble - GMOgolf

Congratulations to Derf-63 on his 31st NPP win!

Now not to pick on lawyers, but:

A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a big truck passed too close and completely tore off his door on the driver's side.

The lawyer immediately called 9-1-1, and within minutes a policeman pulled up.

Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.

When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are, " he said. "you are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "Don't you know your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off by the truck."

"My God!", screamed the lawyer. "My Rolex! My Rolex!"