Tonight's Tournament Cancelled Due to PokerStars Technical Difficulties

We tried to have our tournament, but the PokerStars server appeared to have an issue. Hopefully we will be back next week.

Faldo arrives by dingy for a wedding.

Romance Math
Smart man + dumb woman = affair.
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage.


Shopping Math
A man will spend $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will spend $1 on an $2 item she will never use.

General Principles

A woman worries about her future until she lands a husband.
A man doesn't worry about the future until he has a wife.

To be happy with your man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with your woman, you must love her a lot, and not try to understand her at all.

Every married man should forget about his mistakes. There is no reason for two people to remember the same thing.

A man marries a woman hoping she will never change.
A woman marries a man planning on changing him.

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.