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| Tomservo2 is knocking the heads off the competition! |
This time he vanquished 14 players. Will anyone be able to stop him? We have eight rounds left to catch him and it will not be easy.
2nd - Johnnied55
3rd - Douge2
4th - TooBIGAKQ
Bubble - Theedouble*d
Congratulations to Tomservo2 on his 24th NPP win!
They finally invented the The Ultimate Fact Finding computer. This was quicker, faster and more accurate than any other search engine developed. The inventors claimed that it knew or could find the answer to any question asked.
The salesman stepped forward at it's unveiling and said, "The Ultimate Fact Finding computer - or TUFF - will give you an intelligent answer to any question you may care to ask it."
A computer professor from the University of Michigan stepped forward and asked, "Where is my father?"
There was a soft hum of powerful electronic processing for just a couple seconds, when an electronic voice said in a level tone, "Your father is working for a kitchen remodeling firm in Florida, and will retire next year."
The professor laughed and said, "Actually, my father is dead! It was a trick question."
The salesman was shocked and a little unnerved, but quickly replied, "I didn't think it would matter, but perhaps a rewording of the question might work better. Can you try again?" The salesman was breaking into a heavy sweat since he had invested his life savings into this computer firm's stock!
So the smug professor from the Socialist Republic of Ann Arbor said, "Very well, where is my mother's husband."
The computer hummed again and said, "Your mother's husband is dead and buried in Westbury Cemetery in New York State, but your father is still working in Florida."
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