Tomservo2 Wins for the 2nd Time in 2016

We all have a big fight on our hands when Tomservo2 is at the table.

Tomservo2 - Mr. Slow and Steady - takes over the lead in the 3rd quarter race for a seat in the NPP Final.

Tom is always "hanging around, hanging around. The man has alligator blood!"

This will make for an exiting race the rest of the quarter.

2nd - GMOgolf
3rd - T3chlady
4th - Derf-63
Bubble - who else? Mikeniks-Faldo

Congratulations to Tomservo2 on his 20th NPP win!

Now for some questions that keep Faldo up at night. Well, to clarify - questions that keep him from falling asleep.

 Why do toasters even have settings that burn a piece of bread into charred flakes?

Why is there a light in the refrigerator but not the freezer?

Why do people point to their wrist if they want to know the time, but not to their crotches when they have to go to the bathroom?

Why does Pluto the dog remain on all fours but Goofy the dog is able to stand straight up?

What do they call male ballerinas?

If Wylie Coyote has the money to buy all that Acme junk, why not just buy dinner?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from veggies, what is baby oil made from?

If you absentmindedly prick your finger and no one is ashamed of you, why are they if you absentmindedly do the opposite?

PS: Sorry for the delay in posting. Sometimes life gets in the way of poker.