ThePunk75 Wins for the 5th Time in 2016

ThePunk75 wins ......5 times over.

ThePunk75 is playing at another level than the rest of us - with the possible exception of The Elf himself.

ThePunk75 busted Faldo with the 1st hand of the night and - even with those unlucky chips in his stack - goes on to beat a 14 player field.

Again, ThePunk75 is wearing out the NPP field -even though he has already earned a seat in the 2016 NPP Final.  Winners just keep winning!

2nd - 95corolla
3rd - LittleRedElf
4th - Derf-63
Bubble - KingBing420

Congratulations to ThePunk75 on his 29th NPP win!

Now for some more Zen for you:

Some days you are the bug and other days you are the windshield.

Don't worry. It only seems kinky the first time.

Good judgement comes from a bad experience. And a lot of bad experiences comes from bad judgement.

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

There are two theories to arguing with women, and neither of them work.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

We are born naked, wet, hungry and then get our ass slapped......then things get worse.

The way to make a small fortune betting the horses is to start with a large fortune.

If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking until you do succeed.

AND THEN THERE IS THIS:

A sweet little girl - who happens to have a lisp - walks into a pet store and asks the shopkeeper,

"Excuthe me misthter? Do you have wittle wabbits?"

The shopkeeper squats down so he is eye level with the pretty little girl and says,

"Yes we do sweetheart. Do you want the little white wabbit over there? Or the fuzzy black wabbit over there? Or maybe the wittle brown wabbit over there?"

The little leans forward toward the shopkeeper and in a quiet voice says, "I don't think my pyfon weally gives a phuck."