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| Jessica Alba shows she has a double winner herself at the NPP pool. |
Douge2 is trying to put a claim on the 2nd
quarter seat quickly. But, as we all know, that is very tough to do with this
line up of poker players.
2nd – LittleRedElf
3rd – Johnnied55
4th – Absea98
5th – T3chlady
Bubble – Lump2
It is only week 2 of the second quarter. Get to NPP and join
in the poker action on Tuesday night.
Congratulations to Douge2 on his 20th NPP win!
Now a lesson on the English language for the sexes. Ladies
first.
Women’s English
“Yes” = Maybe
“No” = Maybe
“Maybe” = No
“I’m sorry” = You will be sorry
“We need to talk” = I need to complain and you will listen!
“Sure….go ahead.” = I don’t want you to and you BETTER NOT!
“I’m not upset”. = Of course I’m upset you insensitive
moron!
“We need new curtains.” = and carpeting, and furniture and
new paint colors and…
“Hang the picture here.” = or there, ….or maybe there.
“I heard a noise.” = You were almost asleep and I can’t get
to sleep you insensitive moron.
“Do you love me?” = I am going to ask for something
expensive or a favor for my side of the family.
“How much do you love me?” = I did something today you are
not going to like.
“I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.” = I will be ready in a half
hour or more.
“Is my butt fat?” = Tell me I am beautiful so I can say you
are a liar and start a fight.
“You and I don’t communicate.” = You need to let me have my
way all the time.
“Are you listening to me?” = You are so dead!
“I’m not YELLING!” = Of course I am yelling you moron!
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