Friday, March 07, 2014

Democrat Voters Hate the United States of America

Democrats want to vote for a seal killer. A Navy Seal killer.
This is what Democrats are saying with their vote:

"I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I'm voting Democrat because I like my President and Secretary of State letting Navy Seals die in a riot for no reason, when they could have been saved.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius – and keep up the lies while we all freeze.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.
 
I’m voting Democrat because I want my politicians ignoring the Constitution – especially the President.

I'm voting Democrat because I think unions should extort money from businesses and workers and give it to the Democrat Party and the mafia.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that open borders and government give aways to foreigners is a great way to grow a nation.

I'm voting Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

I’m voting Democrat because I need a dictator to control me and run every aspect of my life and everyone elses.

I'm voting Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass that I'll ever have another point of view."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

But Democrats say they mean well.