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| Why coed sports are a bad idea.......or a great one. |
Like the "instigator rule", stepping out of the batters box once in, Jerry Jones, pro basketball, soccer, female referees, female sideline reporters and ….well all female sports where the women are dressed like ….well…. are dressed at all.
But here is her list:
1 – “The Kiss Cam” - She says it’s because they may be at
the game with a guy they don’t want to kiss. Really? Then you have no business
being there do you?
Do you think he brought you to the game to hear your insight
into the Wishbone Offense against a Eight in the Box Zone? No. He wants to look
down your blouse as you turn your head to watch the game and look at your butt
as you ascend the stairs in front of him. And then hopefully score a touchdown
himself later in your endzone. If that is not a possibility for the poor sap,
let him take his buddy who will at least buy him a beer for the ticket.
2 – “Being pandered to by sports teams” – Please. Women
demand to be pandered to – or the Democrat Party and 90% of the television
shows, movies and malls would dry up and blow away – as they should anyway by
the way.
3 – “Players wives” – Hot chicks are always threatening to
women…..even to other hot women. Get over it – or start a cat fight. We would
prefer the latter.
4 – “Having our motives for liking sports questioned” – Like
when you ask why the "coach" is going to the "hill of dirt" to change "quarterbacks"?
5 – “Pink Jerseys ” – See # 2. Who do
you think is buying them? Women! And why we are on the subject, where is the Prostate
Cancer jersey and why aren’t you buying those?
6 – “Negativity about women’s sports” – Hey, if it sucks –
it sucks. If you want us to watch, have the women athletes dress near naked or be naked. Even then – it still sucks
because we can’t watch it with our buddies or our WAGs (wives and girlfriends).
Watching with the guys makes us all look desperate and like we are not getting any.
Well, we are not, but we don’t want our buddies to know that.
And unless your WAG also ‘likes to look too’, we will be on
the couch or worse if we are caught watching. So, just forget the whole thing.
7 - “Spitting” – Hey,
we don’t demand to watch you put on your makeup or a Lifetime movie and then complain about what we
see. Deal with it.
8 – "Playoff beards" – See #7.
9 – "Women in sports movies" - See #2. You are the reason they
are there. So the men in the movie will have a love interest in the movie for you to get yourself
involved in or at least so you have someone to relate to. Otherwise, the film will not get made. Only
porn movies get produced without being pandered to females specifically. And
how many of those do you want to watch with us men? Faldo rests his case.
10 - “Women in sports who are bad at their job” – Well, that
would be almost all of them. So many “almost all”, Faldo changes it to ALL. But
they are there because of women and of course - #2.
Women and #2. They go together when it comes to sports.
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