Manure : In the 16th and 17th centuries,
everything had to be transported by ship and it was also before the
invention of commercial fertilizers, so large shipments of manure were
quite common.
It was shipped dry, because in dry form it
weighed a lot less than when wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, not
only did it become heavier, but the process of fermentation began again,
of which a by product is methane gas of course. As the stuff was stored
below decks in bundles, you can guess what could (and did) happen.
Several
ships – and people - were destroyed in this manner before it was determined
just
what was
happening.
' Stow
high in transit '
on them,
which meant for the sailors to stow it high enough off the lower decks so that
any water that came into the hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start
the production of methane.
Thus evolved the term ' S.H.I.T ' , (Stow High In Transit) which has come down through the centuries and is in use to this very day.
You probably did not know the true history of this word. Neither did I. I had always thought it was a golf term.
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