ThePunk75 Returns to Win!

ThePunk75 now returns to the beach....for some reason.

Well that is a fine “How do you do?” A month away and comes in and kicks butt! Not that he has not done this before – beat the NPP faithful like a cheap drum that is. ThePunk moves past NPP legend 7Jokers on the Walk of Fame list!
 

The point race tightens up even closer!
With her 2nd place finish, T3chlady moves into the lead for the last Quarter seat in the NPP Finals! She also took the lead in the Totals Points Seats race.
What a finish is in store. Stay tuned! Or better yet, join the fun.

On to the action:

14 min: A short-stacked (SS) 8thmile (18^th) runs into Tigercub8189’s (AA).

26 min: A SS (17^th) sees his pair of Jacks get run down by Mikeniks-Faldo’s straight.

28 min: Pre01 (16^th) sees his (KK) run into 95corolla’s (AA)! Ouch!

29 min: Wingsfancurt (15^th) sees his pair lose to Suetman123’s two pair.

30 min: A SS KingBing420 (14^th) sees her (KT) lose a coin flip to ThePunk75’s (77).

37 min: A short-stacked (SS) Sanster89 (13^th) is quadruple-teamed (twss) and loses to Suetman123’s two pair.

39 min: LittleRedElf (12^th) with two pair runs into Rjmech’s trips.

It tightens up now. It’s getting down to the wire seat wise for the NPP Finals.

1^st break:

Rjmech   4855

Derf-63   4352

K9isadog   3243

T3chlady   2760

95corolla   2542

ThePunk75   2471

Suetman123   2150

Mikeniks-Faldo   1900

Tomservo2   1817

Tigercub8189    840

Absea98   70

62 min: Tigercub8189 (11^th) runs into Rjmech’s flush.

65 min: A SS Absea98 (10^th) sees his (AT) lose to a pair of Queens.

78 min: A SS K9isadog (9^th) runs into Derf-63’s (AA).

88 min: A SS Suetman123 (8^th) loses to T3chlady’s (QQ). A little girl on girl - on girl action!

92 min: Derf-63 (7^th) goes with two pair but loses to Rjmech’s flush.

97 min: A SS 95corolla (6^th) with (AK) is double-teamed by Tomservo2 and ThePunk75, who wins with trip Threes.

108 min: A SS Tomservo2 (5^th) is double teamed by T3chlady and the winner with a pair of Queens, Rjmech. Then another long session of action ensues.

2^nd break:

Mikeniks-Faldo    10658

ThePunk75    7529

T3chlady   4813

Rjmech   4000

122 min:  Rjmech (4^th) sees his pair of Nines run into Mikeniks-Faldo’s two pair.

131 min:  Mikeniks-Faldo (3rd) goes with (Ac 9c) (52%) and a board of [9d Tc 7c] and calls ThePunk75’s (KK) (46.5%) all in bet, but hits air.

With a small chip lead over ThePunk75, maybe a fold was the right play to stay in the game to hold at least 2^nd (point standings wise). But a win is what Faldo needs, as does T3chlady. Oh well.

And a surprising battle (because of the stack sizes) ensues:

Heads Up:   ThePunk75     23000      -     T3chlady     4000

135 min:      ThePunk75     20300      -     T3chlady     6700

140 min:      ThePunk75     21500      -     T3chlady     5500

145 min:      ThePunk75     17500      -     T3chlady     9500

150 min:      ThePunk75     22000      -     T3chlady     5000

155 min:      ThePunk75     16000      -     T3chlady    11000

166 min:  A SS T3chlady (2^nd) moves in with (A9) and loses the coin flip to ThePunk75”s (33).

Congratulations to ThePunk75 on his 16^th NPP victory!

1^st – ThePunk75

2^nd – T3chlady

3^rd – Mikeniks-Faldo

4^th – Rjmech

5^th – Tomservo2

6^th – 95corolla

7^th – Derf-63

8^th – Suetman123

9^th – K9isadog

10^th – Absea98

11^th – Tigercub8189  

12^th – LittleRedElf

13^th – Sanster89

14^th – KingBing420

15^th – Wingsfancurt

16^th – Pre01

17^th - Theedouble*d

18^th – 8thmile

The 4th Quarter Standings and the Total Point Standings are on the right side of the blog!

8thmile Wins His 1st NPP Tourney!

Danica Thrall is so excited for 8thmile!

So excited - she forgot something.
His victory drink she was supposed to have for him!
Congratulations 8thmile and welcome to the Walk of Fame! (Look just below Sanster89!)
8thmile becomes the 69^th player to win an NPP event and he did it in style too. He only had to defeat everyone in the race for a final seat in the NPP finals and take out this year’s point champion heads up! That’s all he had to do – and he did it!

We welcomed back Tigercub8189 tonight! Glad to see you return to the NPP felt!

The action tightened up and slowed down as we approach the end of the 4^th quarter. This will be an exciting finish.

On to the action:

23 min: A short-stacked (SS) Absea98 (15^th) goes with (K9) and is called by fellow SS Wingsfancurt with (A5).

28 min: Tomservo2 (14^th) goes with (AK) and sees Tigercub8189’s (AJ) hit his [J] on the flop.

30 min: Wingsfancurt (13^th) Missed it as Mikeniks-Faldo’s (QQ) was crying folding to T3chlady’s (KK) on the other table.

36 min: A SS Suetman123 (12^th) has to go with (AQ) and runs into T3chlady’s (AK).

43 min: A SS Mikeniks-Faldo (11^th) has to go with (33) and T3chlady is waiting again – this time with (JJ).

50 min: Theedouble*d (10^th) Blinded out. Never showed.

52 min: A SS Sanster89 (9^th) sees his pair of Eights run into K9isadog’s two pair.

1^st break:

Lump2    4695

Pre01   4620

8thmile    4445

T3chlady   3385

K9isadog    1990

Derf-63     1515

95corolla    1245

Tigercub8189     605

67 min: A SS Tigercub8189 (8^th) goes with (Ah 6h) and cannot run down Pre01’s (TT).

73 min: K9isadog (7^th) has (QQ) but Derf-63 has (Ad Kd) and hits an [A] on the flop!

99 min: A very SS 95corolla (6^th) has to go with (22). Derf-63 calls with (Q4) and makes a Queen-high straight!

107 min: A SS Pre01 (5^th) has to go with (A3) and runs into 8thmile’s (QQ).

112 min: T3chlady (4^th) has (KK) but 8thmile hits his flush.

2^nd break:

Lump2    9640

8thmile    9220

Derf-63   3640

129 min: A very Ss Derf-63 (3rd) has to go with (92) and Lump2 calls with (32) and wins when the board pairs his Three.

Heads up:        Lump2    14400    -      8thmile    8100

135 min:           Lump2    8500    -      8thmile    14000

140 min: A SS Lump2 (2^nd) has to go with (Kd 5d), but 8thmile has (99)!

Congratulations to 8thmile on his 1st NPP win!

1^st – 8thmile

2^nd – Lump2

3^rd – Derf-63

4^th – T3chlady

5^th – Pre01

6^th – 95corolla

7^th – K9isadog 

8^th – Tigercub8189

9^th – Sanster89

10^th – Theedouble*d 

11^th – Mikeniks-Faldo

12^th – Suetman123

13^th – Wingsfancurt

14^th – Tomservo2

15^th – Absea98

The 4th Quarter Standings and the Total Point Standings are on the right side of the blog!

Douge2 Humor - The Left Coast Life

Do you know what happened 162 years ago back in 1850?

California became a state.
The people had no electricity.
The state had no money.
Almost everyone spoke Spanish.
There were gunfights in the streets.
So basically nothing has changed except back then,
the women had real boobs and men didn't hold hands.
  
That, my friends, is your history lesson for today….

It’s Time!

My neighbors Christine and Betsy, the two cute, young, lesbians next door, asked me what I would like for my birthday.

I was quite surprised, when they gave me a Timex! It was very nice of them, but I'm pretty sure that they misunderstood me, when I said:

"I wanna watch"

It Can be a Workout!

When my doctor asked me about what I did yesterday, I told him about my day:
"Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded across the edge of a lake, escaped from a mountain lion in the heavy brush, marched up and down a mountain, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand, and jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake"
Inspired by my story, the doctor said, "You must be an awesome outdoorsman!"
"No," I replied, "I'm just a shitty golfer."

Faldo Wins for the First Time This Year!

Jayden Nicole cleans Faldo's car as Faldo cleans up!

Even a blind squirrel finds a nut eventually. Faldo got some cards early - took a flyer and hit a hand on Suetman123, then get cards at the end to win it. This is a pretty simple formula to victory.

This helps Faldo get back in the race to qualify for a seat in the NPP Finals. But remember, Faldo is a wild-card! If he qualifies, it does not knock the next person out! If Faldo qualifies for either the 4^th quarter or the Totals seats, the next person gets in also. Faldo cannot close anyone out of a spot in the finals!

It is still going to be a very tight race – right down to the wire.

On to the action:

13 min: Theedouble*d (16^th) sees his flush runs into Derf-63’s full house.

14 min: T3chlady (15^th) Missed it watching the next hand.

15 min: 95corolla (14^th) with (AA) and SpartanFlash (13^th) with two pair both get knocked out by Wingsfancurt’s higher two pair.

20 min: Sanster89 (12^th) Missed it. Sorry, playing my hand.

22 min: Pre01 (11^th) Missed it answering the phone.

33 min: Rjmech (10^th) has to go with two pair and runs into Mikeniks-Faldo’s higher two pair.

49 min: A SS Absea98 (9^th) loses to 8thmile’s two pair.

1^st break:

Derf-63    6305

Wingsfancurt    4090

Tomservo2    3900

Mikeniks-Faldo    3733

Suetman123    3022

8thmile     1845

Lump2     870

K9isadog    235

64 min: Wingsfancurt (8^th) with (QQ) runs into Derf-63’s (KK).

65 min: A short-stacked Lump2 (7^th) has to go with (A7) but Mikeniks-Faldo has (TT).

66 min: K9isadog (6^th) blinds out as he never showed.

68 min: Suetman123 (5^th) has to go with (JJ) and Mikeniks-Faldo decides to call with the (Ad 9d) and hits his flush!

Now settle in for some poker!

95 min: A SS Tomservo2 (4th) goes with (KQ) and loses to Derf-63’s (Kc 8c) flush!

114 min: A SS 8thmile (3rd) loses to Derf-63’s two pair.

Heads Up:   Derf-63     17300      -     Mikeniks-Faldo    7600

125 min: Derf-63 (2^nd) loses first a coin flip with (AQ) to Mikeniks-Faldo’s (88). Then, Derf goes with (JT) and runs into Mikeniks-Faldo’s (AK).

1^st – Mikeniks-Faldo

2^nd – Derf -63

3^rd – 8thmile

4^th – Tomservo2

5^th – Suetman123

6^th – K9isadog

7^th – Lump2

8^th – Wingsfancurt

9^th – Absea98

10^th – Rjmech

11^th – Pre01

12^th – Sanster89

13^th – SpartanFlash

14^th – 95corolla

15^th – T3chlady

16^th – Theedouble*d

The 4th Quarter Standings and the Total Point Standings are on the right side of the blog!

Incoming Fire has the Right of Way

Faldo is in a meeting with his boss.

Other Rules from Faldo:

The two most important rules in a gun fight is to always cheat and always win.

Make sure your attacker has to advance thru a wall of bullets. If you have to get killed by your gun, make them have to beat you to death with it - because it is empty.

If you are not shooting, be re-loading. If you are not re-loading, be moving. If you are not doing one of those things, someone will put your head on a stick.

Do something. It may be wrong, but do something.

If you carry a gun, people will call you paranoid. If I have a gun, what in the hell do I have to be paranoid about?

Don't shoot fast; shoot good.

You can say "Stop" or "Alto" or any other word that says you want them to leave you alone. But a large bore handgun or shotgun put in someone's face is pretty much a universal language.

You have to work the rest of your life protecting yourself. How long you live depends on how well you do it.

You cannot save the planet. But you may be able to save yourself and your family.

The best weapon is the brain. Everything else is supplemental.

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he will just kill you.

If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy and I am a better shot than most of them anyway.

Besides, when seconds count, cops are only minutes away.

Why do I carry a .45 caliber handgun? Because they don't make a .46

An armed man will kill an unarmed man with monotonous regularity.

A buddy noticed I had my gun on me. He asked if I had it because I expected trouble. I said no, if I expected trouble, I would not be here. But if I had to be here, I would have brought my shotgun too.

A real man fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because of what he loves behind and beside him.

Those who turn over their weapons will immediately be enslaved by those who did not.

How to Explain to a Child Why Entitlements are Corrupting America

The Death of the United States by 1000 Cuts

I are a Amarikan voter edukadid by pubic skools.

Since the Democrats kneel at the knee of Mao, they learned of this great torture.

It was not one thing that destroyed the greatest country ever founded, it was many little things. But now that we have lost our desire to be the last bastion of true freedom on the planet, the end will come quickly now.

Who and what do I blame for the death of my country? Well, I have to look in the mirror first. I did not do enough to save her. I did some stuff. I did more than most people. But I didn’t do all I could.

My biggest sin – and God will call it a sin when my time comes – was I tolerated liberals. I worked along side liberals, I quietly ignored liberals, I broke bread with liberals, and I allowed them to be un-shunned members of my family for far too long. As the end of our nation comes, I of course will not be shown this courtesy by those same liberals. I will be turned over to the proper authorities for re-education.

Who are the other 999 that deserves my wrath for the death of my country?

The men of the United States deserve a lot of blame. They stopped being men. They allowed women to vote and the nation has been on decline ever since. They allowed feminism to get a foothold. They did not teach their daughters to go to church, to raise their own children and to not think of the government as their “real” husband.

They let women take their jobs in the workplace and many let the women run their lives. Women are socialists by DNA and if they think they need help, Big Daddy Government is where they turn. Communists know this. The fault lies completely with the men of this country. Women are just women guided by instinct. Men are supposed to know better.

The voters as a nation are to blame. Many conservatives stayed home, already realizing it was over. They didn’t try to educate mentally ill liberals. They didn’t challenge liberal policies, actions and discussion in public.

They didn’t take a stand at the local levels – especially with the school boards. They didn’t fight the slow but continuous increase in taxes that were then used to brainwash the children away from the foundation of this nation. Taxes were also used to keep people poor by making them dependent on tax money.

They were also used to pay some of the laziest people on the planet (yes – teachers and their administrators) insane salaries and benefits for nine months work – which kept those lazy people voting with the communists.

I blame the American who happens to be of African descent. You literally walked off one plantation as a slave to join another plantation called the Democrat Party. The communists destroyed your families, your neighborhoods (and the Democrats kept you in YOUR neighborhoods), your morals and your future. In truth, most “blacks” are worse off than before slavery ended. Maybe it’s a culture thing, but even though they were unlocked, you never unhooked your chains. Now we all will wear them.  

The media – completely overrun by brainwashed communists – was still watched, read and listened to by voters. News was filled with lies, embellishments, made up polls and twisted facts Worse yet, the truth about what the communists were doing to our nation was not reported. The voters – the majority – did not work to find out the truth. They turned on American Idol, Dancing with the Stars and The View, and remained blissfully ignorant – on purpose. You will pay for that for the remainder of your days now.

The businessmen and free workers tolerated unions. Formed by communists, unions and their mafia leaders - with the governments help - were allowed to run businesses instead of the owners and boards of directors. Then the union funneled workers dues to the communists. Businessmen tolerated insane hourly rates, benefit scales and work rules, just to make money until they retired and could leave the mess to the next guy. Just like a Ponzi scheme, eventually it collapses. The death of most great businesses – if not due to new technologies - are due to unions. Again, other truth businessmen instinctively knew but choose to ignore.

Literally every American who attended a college or watched a college football game is to blame. The nation’s universities are nothing more than a communist assembly line. Stick with me on this: their prices rise at a faster rate than gasoline, they get money from the federal and state, they get endowments from rich alumni, and not a single liberal-communist anywhere complains about “Big Education”. Ever wonder why? They are the epicenter of the communist brainwashing machine.

The churches are to blame. Communists-liberal-Democrats are godless and were never taken to task by the Christian religions of our nation. The churches tolerated them in their pews.

The Catholic Church did not excommunicate open abortion advocates. Other churches started day care centers so single moms could work – setting the stage for – you guessed it – more single moms. Our nation’s moral base was completely eroded by hypocrisy. Muslims are nothing if not consistent. People follow leaders and ideologies that never waiver.

Conservative and real Americans wavered. In the name of diversity, tolerance, civility, kindness, fairness and laziness, every single American in some way is to blame for the death of the United States.

This is my last political post. No need to educate any longer. It will not help. Collapse and civil war will now follow soon - then a world war against the Muslim religion.

The New World Order will be formed. Good luck with that.

Come on illegal Mexicans, get in the picture with the liberal. You helped too.

Pre01 Wins his 2nd Tourney of the Quarter!

Charlize Theron is floored by Pre01's performance!

And 5^th of the year. With the win, he moves himself further into contention for a seat in the NPP Finals – either thru winning this 4^th quarter, or with a top two finish in total points!

Well done Pre01. Absea98 kept the top spot in the 4^th quarter with his fine showing tonight.

And Tomservo2 continues to win points he doesn’t need! But that is ok. He just continues to show why he has been a force this entire season.

Theedouble*d scored some much needed points, and is also in contention for the 4^th quarter seat. A very exciting finish is on the horizon! Stay tuned.

On to the action:

10 min: Rjmech (14^th) Missed it winning a hand.

14 min: Wingsfancurt (13^th) has a pair of Kings that lose to Suetman123’s straight.

22 min:  KingBing420 (12^th) has a pair of Kings that lose to Suetman123’s flush!

30 min: K9isadog (11^th) missed it losing my own hands

31 min: Mikeniks-Faldo (10^th) Loses four straight hands where he was a favorite or had a coin flip. Not Faldo’s night. Then everyone settled in for some poker until the break.

1^st break:

Tomservo2    5200

Suetman123    3340

Lump2    2590

Derf-63    2205

Absea98    2045

T3chlady    2000

Pre01    1505

Theedouble*d    1455

Sanster89    660

67 min: Sanster89 (9^th) Missed it – computer problem

69 min: Lump2 (8^th) loses a coin flip as his (88) runs into Pre01’s (AJ) with an [A] on river.

72 min: Derf-63 (7^th) sees his pair of Queens lose to Tomservo2’s pair of Aces.

78 min: T3chlady (6^th) sees her pair of Kings run into Theedouble*d’s two pair.

90 min: A SS Suetman123 (5^th) sees her (AK) get called by Pre01’s big stacked (Ks 8s) and flop [88X]. Ouch!

102 min: Absea98 (4^th) trips his Kings only to see that Pre01 hit a full house!

105 min: Theedouble*d (3rd) has two pair, but Pre01 hits his higher two pair on the river!

Heads up:    Pre01    13100    -      Tomservo2     7900

110 min:      Pre01     12000    -      Tomservo2     9000

2^nd break - 115 min:      Pre01     15100    -      Tomservo2     5900 

125 min:      Pre01     18000    -      Tomservo2     3000

128 min: A SS Tomservo2 (2^nd) has to go with (A8) and runs into Pre01’s (KK).

Congratulations to Pre01 on his 5th overall NPP win!

1^st – Pre01

2^nd – Tomservo2

3^rd – Theedouble*d

4^th – Absea98

5^th – Suetman123

6^th – T3chlady

7^th – Derf-63

8^th – Lump2

9^th – Sanster89

10^th – Mikeniks-Faldo

11^th – K9isadog

12^th – KingBing420

13^th – Wingsfancurt

14^th – Rjmech

The 4^th Quarter Standings and the Total Point Standings are on the right side of the blog!

A Brief Summary of the Obama Presidency

Tuesday is Almost Here! Get Rid of the Democrat Traitors!

The One - who pointed the finger at Bush - doubled the debt in 4 years!

Embarrass? Hell, if you voted for this communist you ought to be ashamed!

Three First Ladies.....Find the American That Hates Her Country.

Pick the 1st Lady telling their citizens how to eat.

In alphabetical order, here are the countries represented.

See if you can match the country to the 1st Lady.

Italy
France
United States


Can you guess which one is called the Queen of Fashion in her country by the main stream media of that country?

Pick the 1st Lady that had a $350,000 a year job she never had to show up for while her husband was a lower level politician at the time.

Which one walks like a prison guard?