Sobering Statistics
Doctors:
The number of physicians in the USA is 700,000.
Accidental deaths caused by doctors is 120,000.
Accidental deaths per doctor is 17.1%
Guns
Number of gun owners in the USA is 80,000,000
Number of accidental deaths caused by gun owners is 1,500.
Accidental deaths per gun owner is .00188%
So,
Doctors are 9,000 times more deadly than gun owners.
And remember, not everyone has a gun but almost everyone goes to a doctor.
Please alert your friends to this alarming threat!
We would report the statistics on lawyers, but that would cause shock and heart attacks, which would send people to doctors!
So we are withholding that information for public safety reasons.
Where the White Man Went Wrong
Indian Chief Two Eagles was asked by a white government official, “You have observed the White Man for almost 90 years now. You have seen his technical advances, his progress in sciences, and his failures.”
The Chief nodded in agreement. The official continued, “In light of these facts; where exactly did the White Man go wrong, Chief?”
The Chief starred at the government official and then replied, “When white man find land, the Indians were running it. No taxes, no debt, plenty of buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water and clean air. Women did all the work. Medicine Man free, The man spent all his day hunting and fishing, and his night having sex.”
Then the Chief leaned back and smiled and said, “Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve on a system like that.”
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