Monday, December 26, 2011

A Christmas Present to Faldo - Nice!

From my daughter-in-law! Way to pick em' son!
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5 comments:

Four putt said...

Very nice gift!

December 27, 2011 11:25 AM
Cigar4John said...

What 4-putt said goes 4 me also.

December 27, 2011 4:32 PM
Woody Stiffens said...

Let's cut to the chase and face reality:

1) Faldo is weak and is looking for a way to justify his failure in raising a son foolish enough to get married.

2) Faldo is weak by proclaiming that a gift from a female is "awesome". As a result the USA will suffer from the fall out of a female thinking that she did a task well enough to earn the approval of one of this world's most respected man-pigs.
Other nations will become emboldened knowing that Faldo is weak and can be won over and fooled by a photoshopped image taped over a piece of cardboard.

3). Faldo is weak (some will say he is the Fredo of the Corleone family) by pretending to be a friend of the second amendment in light of his inability to hit a pistol target without a ceiling tile falling and scratching it.

4) Faldo is weak and is now in a position to accept next year's Christmas gift of an apron with an elf on the front of it.

December 30, 2011 12:33 AM
Bigbrimar said...

Happy New year to all at NPP!!
And you too 4Putt.

December 31, 2011 7:13 PM
Nik Faldo said...

I have been accused of being a male chauvinist in the past. But it is a new year. Faldo is looking to improve.

I know I have stated - for the record - that women:
Should not vote,
Should not wear pants,
Should not smoke,
Should speak only when spoken to,
and should never have more than one article of clothing on their torso.

But I have seen the error of my ways. Faldo now declares:
Women may speak first - but only to ask what they can get for their man.

So let it be written - so let it be done.

January 01, 2012 8:54 AM

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