DavetheDog was playing poker at the poker room in Flint when a disturbance broke out. Someone had lost a hand and had thrown their drink at a dealer.
Since there are no cameras in Flint, they had to round up all the players that had ordered Shirley Temple drinks and give them lie detector tests. When the truth is told – the machine [dings]. When a lie is told – the machine [buzzes]. Here is the just released transcript of Dave’s interrogation:
Flint Officer #1: “Is it true you held a grudge against the dealer for not hitting your two-outers?
Dave: “Yes!”
Machine: [Ding!]
Flint Officer #1: “Did you throw your umbrella drink at him?”
Dave: “No.”
Machine: [Ding!]
Flint Officer #2: “He checks out.”
Flint Officer #1: “Ok, sir. You are free to go.”
Dave: “Good! Because I got a big live cash game to play in tonight.”
Machine: [Buzz!]
Dave: “A big live tournament to play in tonight.”
Machine: [Buzzzzz!]
Dave: “A big on-line tournament.”
Machine: [Buzzzzzzzzzzzz!]
Dave: “A freeroll tournament.”
Machine: [Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!]
Dave: “All right!! When I get home and after I do the dishes and vacuum, I’m going to ogle the girls in my wife’s Victoria Secrets catalog.”
Machine: [Buzzz!]
Dave: “Target Stores newspaper insert flyer.”
Machine: [Ding!]
Dave: “Now, will you unhook this thing already? I don’t deserve this kind of shabby treatment.”
Machine: [BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!]
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5 comments:
i scoped out the white lake game last night and it was a good time. some good poker playeres along w/ some chasing fools but over all a good group of guys. when i left there were 5 guys still in the tourney. boother being one of them! how did it finish boother? by the way it paid the top 7 spots. after a departure from the tourney they get some side tables going. holdem only. i decided to leave after i hit trip tens on the flop only to find out that my opponent hit the boat w/ the same flop. painfull. give us an update JB.
BEERHOG
dave the dog moanin
I got bounced in 5th shortly after the Hogg left the building. My preflop JJ ran into KK ....that's some bad luck!!!
The White Lake game is a go every 2nd Saturday of the month. Get it on your calendar!!! Hope to see more NPP dudes there!!
Boother
Dave the Dog trying to get out of the kitchen
ouch.
deserved since it turns out i can't make herbavor's game this friday.
:-(
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