Here are the standings. I think making 2 out of 5 games is not too much to ask. Henceforth, only players who have 10 games played by July or are on track to get 20 in by December will be listed.
The first number listed is total points. The second is the average points per tourney.
1st - Nik Faldo 128 / 5.3
2nd - Boother 107 / 4.7
3rd - Rownder 89 / 4.9
4th - Sev4TSev 86 / 5.1
5th - Matchy 81 / 3.9
6th - Beerhog 50 / 4.5
7th - Momo 42 / 3.5
8th - ArticBlast 35 / 1.8
9th - Nahanni 28 / 4.7 (played 6 times in 10 weeks - on track)
10th - BonAir 28 / 3.5 (played 8 times in 20 weeks - on track)
11th - Duder 9 / 1.5 (played 6 times in 9 weeks - on track)
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Yah right Nik. Way to cut the stats until they come out in your favor. The next thing you'll be telling me is that your manhood is 10" by your scale also.
Be nice on my birthday Cigar!
Cigar, you have to play to get points.
But remember, figures don't lie, but liars figure.
Speaking of cigars -
For my birthday I went out with the wife and the in-laws and got myself a nice slab of ribs.
Back to the house for a few beers on the deck with a good cigar.
The cigar I chose as my birthday evening cigar was one I got in a trial pack from JR Cigars.
PLAYBOY
Mild, yet flavorful! Nice burn and draw with a long white ash. Found another winner to go with:
Licenciados
Dominican Delicias (at Mike's Cigars)
Jose Marti
Temple Hall
Those cigars on your list are very popular with women and gay men.
Hell - those are breakfast cigars.
Fourputt, I laughed so hard I knocked the pink umbrella out of my wine cooler mixer.
Subject: Chinese Wedding Night
A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness.
He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring," he whispers, "I know dis your firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. you juss ask... so... whatchu want?" he says, trying to
sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try someting I have heard about from other gurls... Numbaa 69."
More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her...
"You want... Garlic Chicken with steam vegtable?"
Matchy
Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out....
"Pa, you need to go out and fix the outhouse!"
Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."
Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."
So....... Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse!"
Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!"
Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in t hat hole!"
Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix."
So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!"
Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!"
Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, and then starts yelling, "Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"
To which Ma replies, "Hurts, don't it?"
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